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re: Bama Fans are the Trashiest: With Evidence

Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:40 pm to
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The only reason that bum knew about Bama was because someone noticed that he didn’t have any teeth, figured he must be a Bama fan, and gave him a Tide shirt to wear.
NYC has one of the largest Alabama alumni assn. chapters in the country, Scooter.
Posted by 2020Champs
Member since Oct 2021
52 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:45 pm to
It would not hurt my feelings if a meteorite hit aubarn and
left a big hole in the smoking hole in the ground.
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:45 pm to
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Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17233 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:46 pm to
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Of course all this Bama graffiti can’t compete with the toilet papered trees


And what about dumping a shite ton of poison into the soil to kill said trees?
Posted by 2020Champs
Member since Oct 2021
52 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:48 pm to
Tommers is shite paper corner for the shite heads
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:50 pm to
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They’re both trashy.

Sorry you had to clean that up on your shift.

Posted by GregAl
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
3659 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:51 pm to
Sounds like you are cruising the public restrooms and parks.
Posted by TwoDatBait
Northshore, LA
Member since Jul 2011
5759 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:53 pm to
Was “Roll Tide” carved over the glory hole…..
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 5:59 pm to

Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:00 pm to
This post was edited on 3/26/23 at 6:01 pm
Posted by WarCamEagle88
NC
Member since Feb 2018
187 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:05 pm to
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NYC has one of the largest Alabama alumni assn. chapters in the country, Scooter.


Yeah, I realized that the last time I was in the city. I noticed the large number of toothless bums and said “Wow, there’s a surprising number of Bammers here”.
Posted by WarCamEagle88
NC
Member since Feb 2018
187 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:08 pm to
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It would not hurt my feelings if a meteorite hit aubarn and left a big hole in the smoking hole in the ground.


SEC fans of the jury, please see Exhibit B for “Evidence of the Trashiest Fanbase”
Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
2935 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:18 pm to
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NYC has one of the largest Alabama alumni assn. chapters in the country, Scooter.
and they’re generally very chill… I love watching games at Ainsworth (Bama bar). Alabama is my second favorite team and I root for them in every game except Auburn. I have more close relatives that went to Alabama than Auburn and are huge Bama fans.

Unfortunately- Alabama’s success in football attracts “fans” whose self worth is tied into the football team and they just have more of those fans because the team has been so good.
Posted by WarCamEagle88
NC
Member since Feb 2018
187 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:19 pm to
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And what about dumping a shite ton of poison into the soil to kill said trees?


Great point. I didn’t include the tree poisoning, the defending of an accessory to the murder of an innocent woman, or the sexual assault of a sleeping drunk in the dining room of a fast food restaurant. Any more I missed?
Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
2935 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:20 pm to
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lol at all people who feel they have to wear ‘dey team’s colors’ every day, even on random trips. Homeless dude might have legitimately been less trashy than you.
I lived in NYC at the time.
Posted by WarCamEagle88
NC
Member since Feb 2018
187 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:24 pm to
I bet you carve that “Bama Jelly” on every urinal cake at the QuickTrip you work at.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9684 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:27 pm to
Get some help man.
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:30 pm to
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Alabama is my second favorite team and I root for them in every game except Auburn. I have more close relatives that went to Alabama than Auburn and are huge Bama fans.

Unfortunately- Alabama’s success in football attracts “fans” whose self worth is tied into the football team and they just have more of those fans because the team has been so good.

Bingo!

Lots of "mixed" families and groups of friends who aren't unhinged haters.

This post was edited on 3/26/23 at 6:37 pm
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:34 pm to
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WarCamEagle88



#Obsessed

This post was edited on 3/26/23 at 6:38 pm
Posted by WarCamEagle88
NC
Member since Feb 2018
187 posts
Posted on 3/26/23 at 6:34 pm to
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Sounds like you are cruising the public restrooms and parks.


I like to travel a lot, and sometimes you got to shite while on the road. I know your ‘95 Ford Mustang hasn’t been running for a while so I forgive you for forgetting how the outside world functions.
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