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re: Auburn, y’all need to pick a mascot

Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12135 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:18 pm to
You're better than this Rob.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:23 pm to
I've often wondered.... If there is a "War Eagle," is there a "Peace Eagle?" How about a "Truce Eagle"... or maybe an "Unconditional surrender Eagle?"

It is all very confusing when you think about it... which no one really does because the subject is not only boring, it is silly, just like the School.
Posted by TopJimmy
Heart of Dixie
Member since Nov 2011
1354 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:08 pm to
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There are way too many Tigers, and only one of us has a real one.
EXACTLY. You guys have a real tiger, a true mascot. Auburn has a real eagle, and a majestic one (well, a couple of golden eagles).

IMHO, LSU are the real Tigers. Auburn claims to be tigers so they can have a mascot running around while they scream A-U-B,U-R-N to teach the students how to spell Auburn. I guess they don't have an eagle suit.

Clemson Tigers? Ugh. That LSD-eyed mascot is an abomination.
Posted by SmithsAuFan
San Diego, CA
Member since Jul 2013
1656 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:10 pm to
bama has two mascots. They have an elephant and a woman's menstrual cycle.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63729 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:29 pm to
He just wants drunk daddy to spend time with him. Drunk daddy doesn't want to play with the choo choo train, the spiderman toys, or the coloring book. So he is reaching out to you by watching football and asking questions.

I'm proud of him.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63729 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:39 pm to
Tiger eagle plainsmen

Smh

And that picture of that girl is horrifying. Pretty sure she got the lead in Stephen King's new killer clown movie.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38000 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 6:18 am to
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My 4 year old was watching the Patriots/Jags game with me earlier. He’s a little confused on the names of the big cats, so he asked me if those were the Auburn cheetahs playing.


I would reply with a witty rejoinder here, but ridiculing the special needs product of an incestuous relationship would be a low blow even for me.

So have a nice day.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21853 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 6:26 am to
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You do know that when you marry your sister the kids will be retarded.


Your parents proved that!
Posted by BHMKyle
Birmingham, AL
Member since Feb 2013
5076 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:07 am to
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You call yourselves the Crimson Tide.

But then Bama has a fricking ELEPHANT running around as the mascot.


I did always wonder why Bama fans give Auburn such a hard time over the Tigers, Eagles, Plainsman things when they have the same scenario going on...

Crimson Tide, Elephants, Capstone is the same thing... Is it not?
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4770 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:12 am to
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TU Rob


I am surprised by two things:

1. You found someone to have a child with you.
2. You own a TV.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105356 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:12 am to
Just wait for when the time comes he recognizes you're not his dad.

Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:20 am to
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You own a TV.


He's making payments on it at Aaron's Rent to Own.....only 75 more payments and that baby is his!
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18149 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 10:31 am to
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IMHO, LSU are the real Tigers.


Learn your history.. LSU gets their name from the civil war..

The Louisiana Tigers had represented the state in Civil War and had been known for their hard fighting. This name was applied collectively to the New Orleans Zouaves, the Donaldsonville Cannoniers, and to a number of other Louisiana companies sent to Virginia
Posted by ReelTiger1
Member since Sep 2017
1111 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 11:03 am to
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Your boy sounds like a real tool.


Auburn sounds like they are going through an indent crises!

Plainsmen?

Tigers?

War Eagles?

Which one is it.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12717 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 11:11 am to
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You're better than this Rob.


Yeah I know. But I couldn't pass up an opportunity to rile up some Auburn fans. And all the Roll Tider/Incest jokes, I have two degrees from Troy. I grew up an Alabama fan but didn't base a football team on where I chose to go to school.
Posted by oneusairman
somewhereville
Member since Apr 2009
568 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 11:18 am to
The response in this thread is the perfect example of class from the Auburn fan base. Really making fun of a kid. You guys are beyond pathetic.

Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11064 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 12:23 pm to
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Your boy sounds like a real tool.

Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15354 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 12:40 pm to
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Your boy sounds like a real tool.



I spit Coke Zero when I read this.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:51 pm to
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Keep it classy buddy.

Is classy murdering somebody because they didn't care enough about a loss?
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