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Auburn will win the national championship in football in 2018
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:23 pm
Gus has his QB
Limitless and free!!
And Auburn needs to heal from Cam. They need it. Auburn needs the white boy from Baylor to be their new mantel decoration. Gus wants this too. Secretly. Ride the snake Auburn! Ride the snake! He's old and his skin is cold. Gus's elaborate plans. To make Saban run, never to look into Gus's eyes...again.
The sulky Cam after the Super Bowl loss did damage to the Auburn brand. Permanent damage, unless the white kid from Baylor can make everyone forget.
Big Smile Cam. Sulky Crybaby Cam. Bi-Polar Cam. That is Auburn right now. They can't shake it. Ride the snake Auburn.
And that's why Gus will force his coaching staff to work nearly 18 hours a day during the 2018 season, on average. The Gus Bus is calling us. Make them work 18 hours a day. Their wives might divorce them. Fine by Gus if it makes Gus look good, and if they don't like it they SHOULDN'T HAVE BECOME COACHES WIVES!!! THEY KNEW THE DEAL BEFORE THEY SIGNED ON!!!
Anyway, Auburn will outwork every other coaching staff. It's that simple. And the final game with Georgia won't matter. The west is the best. The west is the best. The Gus Bus is calling us.
This is the end, for Bama. The end.
Gus awoke before dawn. He put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery.
And he walked on down the hall!!!
Limitless and free!!
And Auburn needs to heal from Cam. They need it. Auburn needs the white boy from Baylor to be their new mantel decoration. Gus wants this too. Secretly. Ride the snake Auburn! Ride the snake! He's old and his skin is cold. Gus's elaborate plans. To make Saban run, never to look into Gus's eyes...again.
The sulky Cam after the Super Bowl loss did damage to the Auburn brand. Permanent damage, unless the white kid from Baylor can make everyone forget.
Big Smile Cam. Sulky Crybaby Cam. Bi-Polar Cam. That is Auburn right now. They can't shake it. Ride the snake Auburn.
And that's why Gus will force his coaching staff to work nearly 18 hours a day during the 2018 season, on average. The Gus Bus is calling us. Make them work 18 hours a day. Their wives might divorce them. Fine by Gus if it makes Gus look good, and if they don't like it they SHOULDN'T HAVE BECOME COACHES WIVES!!! THEY KNEW THE DEAL BEFORE THEY SIGNED ON!!!
Anyway, Auburn will outwork every other coaching staff. It's that simple. And the final game with Georgia won't matter. The west is the best. The west is the best. The Gus Bus is calling us.
This is the end, for Bama. The end.
Gus awoke before dawn. He put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery.
And he walked on down the hall!!!
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Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
and Go Clemson!!
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:26 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You’ve posted here for a while, but during this offseason it’s like you suddenly decided you wanted to become the worst poster on the board. And you would have done it, were it not for jimdog.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:29 pm to TheTideMustRoll
quote:Bowl Jackson say's Hello....
And you would have done it, were it not for jimdog.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
This jinxes Arkansas not Auburn you know, football god knows who you are.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:41 pm to TheTideMustRoll
So you've been reading my stuff?
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:44 pm to Razorback Reverend
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Razorback Reverend
sooooooo mad I reminded you that Arkansad hired Great Value GusPosted on 7/10/18 at 10:48 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:50 pm to BowlJackson
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sooooooo mad I reminded you that Arkansad hired Great Value Gus
not mad at all, so damn glad we didn't pay 49million for the gus bus, Damn man... it was so close, but we got lucky!Posted on 7/10/18 at 10:51 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
lol
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
HRV: Father?
Gus: Yes, son?
HRV: I want to kill you.
Gus: Yes, son?
HRV: I want to kill you.
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:14 pm to Evolved Simian
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:22 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Nope, LSU
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:23 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
psychotic at best
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:58 pm to SAINTS0321
The birmingham bowl
Where future champions are launched
Where future champions are launched
Posted on 7/11/18 at 12:23 am to Atxgump
Barn will win 2 in the sec ..that's the steel ceiling
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:22 am to Harry Rex Vonner
You could have at least made an alter for this post...poor effort, lazy, and utterly disappointing.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Auburn will win the national championship in football in 2018
Nice Doors reference though.
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 2:29 am
Posted on 7/11/18 at 2:28 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Auburn will win the national championship in football in 2018
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This is the end, for Bama. The end.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 5:50 am to koreandawg
How dare you besmirch Cam, OP.
Bite your tongue.
Bite your tongue.
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