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Auburn Sux!
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:12 pm

Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:36 pm to Smokey Okie
Auburn ranks very higher than you, in many ways.
Law School graduates go to Mercer.
Law School graduates go to Mercer.
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:44 pm to Smokey Okie
@ $147,440.
That might cost 3 Chevy Z-71's per child.
Worth it?
That might cost 3 Chevy Z-71's per child.
Worth it?
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:49 pm to Emory_Plainsman_lawy
No scholarships for the kiddos?
Posted on 7/19/24 at 10:51 pm to Emory_Plainsman_lawy
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No scholarships for the kiddos?
I know auburn sux when their posters start replying to themselves.
Posted on 7/19/24 at 11:05 pm to Smokey Okie
I like riding in my truck
Posted on 7/19/24 at 11:16 pm to Smokey Okie
Posted on 7/19/24 at 11:38 pm to BamaRoo
Bubba went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a great running back, but a poor student. Come graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he had become a legend as a football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."
Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?" Bubba looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant: "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."
Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?" Bubba looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant: "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Posted on 7/19/24 at 11:42 pm to MrAUTigers
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Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant: "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Did he get another chance or not?
Posted on 7/19/24 at 11:47 pm to Smokey Okie
True, but frick bama too, ok?


Posted on 7/20/24 at 2:40 am to BamaRoo
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An oldie but goldie that has stood the
test of time.
A true classic.
Posted on 7/21/24 at 12:11 am to BamaRoo
Has anybody used that at a sporting event?
Posted on 7/21/24 at 12:26 am to Emory_Plainsman_lawy
Go buy 2 more rust-buckets, and call UAB in the morning.
Posted on 7/21/24 at 12:31 am to Smokey Okie
Welcome back Altie 

This post was edited on 7/21/24 at 12:32 am
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