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re: At what point do we accept that some cultures simply do not mix?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:11 am to Grim
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:11 am to Grim
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At what point do we accept that some cultures simply do not mix?
You're right. Producers (Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Texas A&M) don't typically mix with Consumers (LSU, Ole Miss, Mississippi State)
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:41 am to Grim
You think we actually would be here if we could get more money elsewhere? 

This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 10:42 am
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:49 am to CGSC Lobotomy
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Producers (Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Texas A&M)....




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Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:50 am to Grim
I think aTm fits in the SEC fairly well: large passionate (albeit weird) fan base in a football crazed state. Mizzou not so much. They remind me of Canada: nice people, but I often forget they are up there.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:55 am to Grim
You're lying if you're trying to say their collie isn't sexy. Throw some stink and a few maggots on it, and any poster here would pull an Atticus.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:56 am to Footbaw
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Producers (Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Texas A&M)....
Hey now, don't lump us in with those guys. We didn't say LSU wasn't a producer!
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:02 am to oman
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A&M fits in fine with you guys, but their whole shtick is that they are never going to "assimilate". The point is that A&M is separate and apart from you.
So spot on
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:03 am to WorkinDawg
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Hey now, don't lump us in with those guys. We didn't say LSU wasn't a producer!
More hardware and a higher starting salary. Tuck your tail and go home, dwag.
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:04 am to Old Money
I thought there would be many bans in this thread, but it went a different direction than I was expecting.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:05 am to Grim
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Look, we gave aggy and mizzou a chance. We welcomed them into our home in hopes that they would adapt to our way of life but after 4 years it's clear they've made no attempt to assimilate. At Missouri they're drawing poop swastikas and harassing journalists, and in aggy land they're ejaculating on dog corpses. It's time that we face it. They're just different. And that's ok. Let's cut them off before they get too attached
So my question for all the piggies out there... did LSU obsess over y'all as much as they do the Aggies? Swamp kittens used to seem like this insecure fanbase defined by Saban envy and lack of a rival. Now... they are an insecure fanbase defined by Saban envy and little brother like obsession with Texas A&M. It's been an amazing transformation.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:08 am to oman
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they are never going to "assimilate".
Finally, someone has figured us out.

Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:08 am to Old Money
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More hardware and a high starting salary. Tuck your tail and go home, dwag.
What does that even mean?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:09 am to Grim
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In aggy land they are ejaculating on dog corpses
Gig em!
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:14 am to WestCoastAg
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You think we actually would be here if we could get more money elsewhere?
This
Posted on 4/22/16 at 11:52 am to Swagga
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Do they do that dance before they jizz on a dog or after?
Before. The Aggies are the Birds of Paradises of the SEC.
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:15 pm to Grim
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Look, we gave aggy and mizzou a chance.
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..Let's cut them off before they get too attached
It's cute anyone here thinks they hold any influence to have a team join or removed from the conference.
A&M and Mizzou joined the conference whether you liked it or not and will stick around whether you like it or not. You had/have no control over such things.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:20 pm to CCTider
A&M is fine. Nice new stadium. Modern, timid, beta-male fan base. Texas market. Lots of money. Military legacy.
Missouri is worthless.
Shithole state? Check
Black lives matter? Check
More Tigers? Check
More Cardinals fans? Check
Hard to get to? Check
Let's be serious, we added these bizarre outsiders from a state nobody thinks about to give Arkansas someone to play with.
Missouri is worthless.
Shithole state? Check
Black lives matter? Check
More Tigers? Check
More Cardinals fans? Check
Hard to get to? Check
Let's be serious, we added these bizarre outsiders from a state nobody thinks about to give Arkansas someone to play with.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:30 pm to Grim
We know every hillbilly in Tennessee, Alabama and Mississippi has had relations with a domestic animal. Just because we did it at school doesn't make it any different IMO.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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We know every hillbilly in Tennessee, Alabama and Mississippi has had relations with a domestic animal. Just because we did it at school doesn't make it any different IMO.
*takes orders from Lassie*
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