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At what point do we accept that some cultures simply do not mix?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:09 am
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:09 am
Look, we gave aggy and mizzou a chance. We welcomed them into our home in hopes that they would adapt to our way of life but after 4 years it's clear they've made no attempt to assimilate. At Missouri they're drawing poop swastikas and harassing journalists, and in aggy land they're ejaculating on dog corpses. It's time that we face it. They're just different. And that's ok. Let's cut them off before they get too attached
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:12 am to Gary Busey
I think Aggy fits the SEC perfectly fine.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:12 am to Gary Busey
quote:7:30 am. Central time. Eastern time is for pussies.
Tomorrow
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:13 am to Grim
great post op and I second your proposal.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:13 am to Grim
Keep Aggie and switch Mizzou with someone else.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:18 am to Grim
We told you how it was going to be from the beginning, yet you wanted us anyway.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:31 am to SummerOfGeorge
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I think Aggy fits the SEC perfectly fine.
No

Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:33 am to SDVTiger
Do they do that dance before they jizz on a dog or after?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:34 am to Swagga
I think that's what they do before killing the dog and jizzing on it
Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:37 am to Grim
Missouri won the east twice. They'll do just fine here, as long as they give up fecal art and safe spaces.
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 8:40 am to DBU
the aggies are simply a bunch of weird,insecure, and obnoxious people who begged the SEC for an invite
now, we are stuck
now, we are stuck
Posted on 4/22/16 at 9:28 am to SDVTiger
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SDVTiger
Immediately jumps in to talk only about aggy
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:00 am to Evolved Simian
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Missouri won the east twice. They'll do just fine here, as long as they give up fecal art and safe spaces.
The circumstances that led to Mizzou throwing it in reverse and backing into the SECCG won't happen again for a very long time UT is pretty much back and getting better. UF is righting the ship. And UGA looks like they are going rouge.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:02 am to Evolved Simian
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Missouri won the east twice.
I keep seeing this over and over and over again ... I mean, hang the banners?
Or, I thought only Conference Titles and National Titles mattered?
Mizzou was not the best team in the East either time they won the Eastern Division Title ... that's a well known fact.
We should probably tuck away that "they won the East title twice" argument for a rainy day and look for some more long lasting endearing reasons to keep them ... although, I have been saying over and over again that they'll eventually see the light and be just fine once they get over their yankeeness ... the two titles argument is kinda worn out at this stage of the debate.
I see a lot of people always railing on MSU and Arkansas to be tossed from the conference as well ... yet Arkansas has been to Atlanta three times and MSU once. And Arkansas has contributed national titles to the conference in other sports.
Mizzou and A&M ... they are different, that's all. Not really Southerners. They are missing that most important of qualities. That's their major malfunction and it's simply our jobs to convert them ... to force them to come over to the good life and away from their previous misguided existences.
It's just going to take time.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:04 am to Evolved Simian
Yeah. Truth be told Mizzou is fine other than that idiotic liberal minority they have holding campus hostage. A&M on the other hand is unbearable. Kick them out ASAP. They are fricking weirdos.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 10:05 am
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:07 am to scrooster
A&M fits in fine with you guys, but their whole shtick is that they are never going to "assimilate". The point is that A&M is separate and apart from you.
A&M is like a freshman who enters a new college, wearing the stuff he thought was hip in high school. Where as most freshman gradually assimilate into the new cool that is their new school, A&M doubles down on the high school wardrobe.
The are absolutely successful at school and make good grades and compete.
But they look like fricking geeks. And they celebrate that shite.
A&M is like a freshman who enters a new college, wearing the stuff he thought was hip in high school. Where as most freshman gradually assimilate into the new cool that is their new school, A&M doubles down on the high school wardrobe.
The are absolutely successful at school and make good grades and compete.
But they look like fricking geeks. And they celebrate that shite.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 10:08 am to Grim
We should kick South Carolina out.
Their program history in the big 2 sports is an embarrassment to the SEC. One conference title and one division title in football all-time and only 8 tourney appearances with no elite eights in basketball.
They belong in the MAC. Kick SC and bring in big brother Clemson.
ETA: They lost to an FCS school last year.
Their program history in the big 2 sports is an embarrassment to the SEC. One conference title and one division title in football all-time and only 8 tourney appearances with no elite eights in basketball.
They belong in the MAC. Kick SC and bring in big brother Clemson.
ETA: They lost to an FCS school last year.

This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 10:15 am
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