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re: As A1Bana Fans Continue to Uncontrollably Emotionally Spiral -Our Duty To Help
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:17 pm to lastfan
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:17 pm to lastfan
We really Do care. And why should we be surprised that the same school that gave us the greatest season in college football history would also give us the most caring and compassionate fans?
I am a little concerned about the one unemployed, morbidly obese guy longingly talking about the male penis almost non stop. Besides the obvious Freudian implications, we need to make sure we check to see if he is on the sex offender list before we allow him to interact with our other afflicted and struggling Gumps. We wouldn’t want a HIPAA violation.
I am a little concerned about the one unemployed, morbidly obese guy longingly talking about the male penis almost non stop. Besides the obvious Freudian implications, we need to make sure we check to see if he is on the sex offender list before we allow him to interact with our other afflicted and struggling Gumps. We wouldn’t want a HIPAA violation.
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Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:17 pm to Lsupimp
Please calm down
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:22 pm to Lsupimp
Yes, and what do you make of his strange bedfellow who goes by the handle TT?
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:28 pm to lastfan
We have been unable to cure him of his frantic TDS for years so I am not optimistic that any current treatment will be successful for his chronic LSUDS. Still we must try !
Posted on 4/27/20 at 11:16 pm to texag7
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texag7
The fricking adults are talking.
STFU Daniel
Posted on 4/27/20 at 11:44 pm to Wild Thang
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The fricking adults are talking.
STFU Daniel
There are no adults here.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 11:59 pm to skrayper
Have an upvote!
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:53 am to texag7
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Please calm down
Pawpaw is a bit excited and ornery when ever he makes this thread
Posted on 4/28/20 at 9:59 am to Lsupimp
These are terrible times for bama fans.
I fear for their well being as the next season progresses.
I fear for their well being as the next season progresses.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 10:07 am to Lsupimp
Spoken from experience, Ro.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 10:18 am to cajunbama
Bama:
43rd in 2021 recruiting!
Without a star QB in 2020 praying Joker Jones or Little Runt Jones can save them
No edges against a loaded LSU at any position
Not enough offense to keep up with an LSU scoring machine predicted to be 2nd Best in school history
Uh Oh paw paw sees another @$$ whipping coming for Little Nicky
And another! And another! And another!
Chachere that up in your grits Gumptard
43rd in 2021 recruiting!
Without a star QB in 2020 praying Joker Jones or Little Runt Jones can save them
No edges against a loaded LSU at any position
Not enough offense to keep up with an LSU scoring machine predicted to be 2nd Best in school history
Uh Oh paw paw sees another @$$ whipping coming for Little Nicky
And another! And another! And another!
Chachere that up in your grits Gumptard
Posted on 4/28/20 at 10:30 am to SidewalkTiger
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LSU fans: melting over Daddy Bama since birth lol
We are here for you brother
Not sure why this struck me as so funny...but now I got the giggles.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 10:49 am to texag7
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Please calm down
He seems quite calm....you on the other hand.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 11:48 am to RedTigerRulz
I am proud to report a 44.16% decrease in A1Bana Hysterical Melt Threads in the first 24 hours of our Mental Health Initiative. Early data indicates incredible success treating the symptoms of those suffering from more acute symptoms and almost no success with more CHRONIC sufferers. It is thought that co-morbidities associated with Chronic LSUDS such as sidewalk fan status, extreme morbid obesity and correlation between the size of the big script A on the sufferer's pick-up truck are impeding long term recovery prognosis. Some of these patients are clearly terminal LSUDS sufferers. Sad.
Our selfless efforts will continue as needed.
Our selfless efforts will continue as needed.
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