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As A1Bana Fans Continue to Uncontrollably Emotionally Spiral -Our Duty To Help
Posted on 4/27/20 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 4/27/20 at 12:58 pm
As a highly-trained mental health professional (allegedly) I have become increasingly concerned that A1Bana fans are unable to move on psychologically from their loss and resentment in a constructive manner. And because I care, I am here to be of service, to those who may need some counseling during these trying times.
Now, let's discuss REALITY first. Yes, you lost in humiliating fashion to Clemson. And then you were SPECTACULARLY DE-PANTSED by LSU at home, losing by 3 touchdowns at halftime. And then in-state Little brother Auburn embarrassed you for effect. And then you were FORCED TO WATCH LSU beat the ever living shite out of not only you but Texas, Oklahoma, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Clemson et al, win an SEC title and a national title and a Heisman trophy, and a Maxwell Trophy, and a Davey O'Brien Award, and a Biletnikoff award, and a Jim Thorpe Award, and an Eddie Robinson Award, and a Frank Broyles Award, and a Joe Moore Award and 20 other awards we can't even keep track of . And then of course LSU broke every draft record imaginable.The pain of being LEFT IN THE DUST, is palpable. We understand.
So it's not just that A1Bana lost, it is that they have had to sit by and fester in JEALOUSY AND RESENTMENT while they have been easily eclipsed by LSU, a program on the upswing,a program that was coming, and THAT VERY SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY CAME LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL COLLEGE FOOTBALL PORN FILMS, and that has CLEARLY SURPASSED them . So it's not just that they are experiencing LOSS and GRIEF over what could have been but it has been compounded by having to be reminded DAY AFTER DAY that New Daddy LSU just completed the GREATEST SINGLE SEASON IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY. Of this all but the most disturbed holdouts are in COMPLETE agreement.
Knowing that, and understanding that many A1Bana fans have been unable to reach the acceptance stage of their PROLONGED GRIEF PROCESS, I suggest we all take a step back, wipe the slate clean, and try to HELP our most emotionally and psychologically damaged A1Bana fans reach acceptance.
henceforth I am calling on all LSU fans to be tender and caring with A1Bana fans as I have been here. Assure them, console them, soothe them, tell them what they need to hear. For instance, start with these phrases:
No, Nick will never retire.
Yes, it is okay to have sexual relations with family.
Sure, Dabo will want to coach A1Bana.
Of course LSU didn't really have the greatest cfb season of all time.
Absolutely, Tua still gets his own Heisman.
Sure it makes sense to paint your trailer in Houndstooth design.
Yes you was the only team with injuries
Yes you were the only team that played true freshman
No doubt you former-idol strength coach actually sucks.
Of course LSU will never win another game.
Of course Burrow will be a bust.
Yes you can lose every big game and call yourselves a dynasty
Certainly A1Bana has not been surpassed by Clemson.
and so forth...
I hope through these caring techniques we can help them collectively reach the ACCEPTANCE phase of their grief process. I hereby pledge to help any and all Gumps as needed in any way that I can. Let's begin helping these poor, suffering souls as they work towards recovery...
ACCEPTANCE
Now, let's discuss REALITY first. Yes, you lost in humiliating fashion to Clemson. And then you were SPECTACULARLY DE-PANTSED by LSU at home, losing by 3 touchdowns at halftime. And then in-state Little brother Auburn embarrassed you for effect. And then you were FORCED TO WATCH LSU beat the ever living shite out of not only you but Texas, Oklahoma, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Clemson et al, win an SEC title and a national title and a Heisman trophy, and a Maxwell Trophy, and a Davey O'Brien Award, and a Biletnikoff award, and a Jim Thorpe Award, and an Eddie Robinson Award, and a Frank Broyles Award, and a Joe Moore Award and 20 other awards we can't even keep track of . And then of course LSU broke every draft record imaginable.The pain of being LEFT IN THE DUST, is palpable. We understand.
So it's not just that A1Bana lost, it is that they have had to sit by and fester in JEALOUSY AND RESENTMENT while they have been easily eclipsed by LSU, a program on the upswing,a program that was coming, and THAT VERY SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY CAME LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL COLLEGE FOOTBALL PORN FILMS, and that has CLEARLY SURPASSED them . So it's not just that they are experiencing LOSS and GRIEF over what could have been but it has been compounded by having to be reminded DAY AFTER DAY that New Daddy LSU just completed the GREATEST SINGLE SEASON IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY. Of this all but the most disturbed holdouts are in COMPLETE agreement.
Knowing that, and understanding that many A1Bana fans have been unable to reach the acceptance stage of their PROLONGED GRIEF PROCESS, I suggest we all take a step back, wipe the slate clean, and try to HELP our most emotionally and psychologically damaged A1Bana fans reach acceptance.
henceforth I am calling on all LSU fans to be tender and caring with A1Bana fans as I have been here. Assure them, console them, soothe them, tell them what they need to hear. For instance, start with these phrases:
No, Nick will never retire.
Yes, it is okay to have sexual relations with family.
Sure, Dabo will want to coach A1Bana.
Of course LSU didn't really have the greatest cfb season of all time.
Absolutely, Tua still gets his own Heisman.
Sure it makes sense to paint your trailer in Houndstooth design.
Yes you was the only team with injuries
Yes you were the only team that played true freshman
No doubt you former-idol strength coach actually sucks.
Of course LSU will never win another game.
Of course Burrow will be a bust.
Yes you can lose every big game and call yourselves a dynasty
Certainly A1Bana has not been surpassed by Clemson.
and so forth...
I hope through these caring techniques we can help them collectively reach the ACCEPTANCE phase of their grief process. I hereby pledge to help any and all Gumps as needed in any way that I can. Let's begin helping these poor, suffering souls as they work towards recovery...
ACCEPTANCE 
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Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:02 pm to Lsupimp
Ha have an upvote for being humorous enough to keep me reading that entire wall of text
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:04 pm to Lsupimp
TLDR Version
Bama is still in the denial phase
Bama is still in the denial phase
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:05 pm to Lsupimp
A1abana fans will NOT like this!
Fact: 2019 A1abana tied the school record for 1-3 Round picks in the NFL Draft (9).
Add in the fact that one of those picks was the highest drafted QB in the Coach Sabah era - and it’s clear:
2019 A1abana was the best team in A1abana history.
Shame!
Fact: 2019 A1abana tied the school record for 1-3 Round picks in the NFL Draft (9).
Add in the fact that one of those picks was the highest drafted QB in the Coach Sabah era - and it’s clear:
2019 A1abana was the best team in A1abana history.
Shame!
quote:
No, Nick will never retire.
Yes, it is okay to have sexual relations with family.
Sure, Dabo will want to coach A1Bana.
Of course LSU didn't really have the greatest cfb season of all time.
Absolutely, Tua still gets his own Heisman.
Sure it makes sense to paint your trailer in Houndstooth design.
Yes you was the only team with injuries
Yes you were the only team that played true freshman
No doubt you former-idol strength coach actually sucks.
Of course LSU will never win another game.
Of course Burrow will be a bust.
Yes you can lose every big game and call yourselves a dynasty
Certainly A1Bana has not been surpassed by Clemson.
and so forth...
This post was edited on 4/27/20 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:10 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
No, Nick will never retire.
Yes, it is okay to have sexual relations with family.
Sure, Dabo will want to coach A1Bana.
Of course LSU didn't really have the greatest cfb season of all time.
Absolutely, Tua still gets his own Heisman.
Sure it makes sense to paint your trailer in Houndstooth design.
Yes you was the only team with injuries
Yes you were the only team that played true freshman
No doubt you former-idol strength coach actually sucks.
Of course LSU will never win another game.
Of course Burrow will be a bust.
Yes you can lose every big game and call yourselves a dynasty
Certainly A1Bana has not been surpassed by Clemson.
and so forth...
The truth Hurts
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:11 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:13 pm to Lsupimp
We are only just now starting to understand the extent of the damage that the Alabama football program has bestowed upon the collective psyche of the LSU fanbase. Holy hell no one is reading whatever the hell this is you wrote.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:13 pm to Lsupimp
Man, you are just flagrantly ripping off BillyT's writing style. Have some self respect.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:13 pm to Lsupimp
There have been hundreds if not thousands of melts on tRant in the twelve years I have been a member, but this one by the pimp has to be near the top of the chart.
8-1< 1-8. Bama is your daddy. Today, tomorrow and from now on.
Deal with it...
Herman.
8-1< 1-8. Bama is your daddy. Today, tomorrow and from now on.
Deal with it...
Herman.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:14 pm to 3down10
quote:
3down10
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:14 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
For instance, start with these phrases:
What is the optimum number of these phrases we should include in each post? I don’t want it to come off as patronizing.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:15 pm to Lsupimp
We're actually glad a program won the NC that Bama isn't competing with for greatest program in college football history. Oh St, Ok wining it would have been worse since they are our competitors for that honor. Clemson winning it would have been worse because they would have a case as the greatest current program. Lsu winning it helped avoid all of that.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:17 pm to Lsupimp
Thanks Thrift Store WilliamTaylor #5
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:19 pm to Lsupimp
This seems like a response thread.
I'm not surprised. Sad bunch.
I'm not surprised. Sad bunch.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:25 pm to 3down10
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:26 pm to thatthang
quote:right here. What a pathetic piece of shite the op is.
We are only just now starting to understand the extent of the damage that the Alabama football program has bestowed upon the collective psyche of the LSU fanbase. Holy hell no one is reading whatever the hell this is you wrote.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:42 pm to Lsupimp
I, for one, appreciate your efforts.
Enjoy the creativity.
I recall the Bama down years and their desperate need for guidance after the likes of Rich Rod turned them down.
Their search for success led them to seek the architect of the program they desired to emulate.
I’m just not sure that we will be able to accommodate the level of their present needs. We were able to survive the bad advice of a younger Coach Saban in Houston Nutt, but will this present St Nick leave their program in even less capable hands?
Hard to imagine.
Enjoy the creativity.
I recall the Bama down years and their desperate need for guidance after the likes of Rich Rod turned them down.
Their search for success led them to seek the architect of the program they desired to emulate.
I’m just not sure that we will be able to accommodate the level of their present needs. We were able to survive the bad advice of a younger Coach Saban in Houston Nutt, but will this present St Nick leave their program in even less capable hands?
Hard to imagine.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:16 pm to TT9
OF COURSE, being eviscerated and humiliated in each of your last three meaningful games is optimal. There is nothing to see here. Don't be silly. Rawl Tide, Pawl.
#HealingWords
#HealingWords
This post was edited on 4/27/20 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:37 pm to Lsupimp
LSU fans: melting over Daddy Bama since birth lol
Posted on 4/27/20 at 2:38 pm to SD Tider
quote:
LSU fans: melting over Daddy Bama since birth lol
We are here for you brother
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