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Arkansas I'll accept your basketball coach job

Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:39 am
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:39 am
Just look at my resume and I think you'll agree, I'm the one

-fan of a blue blood program so I know how to win

-have SEC experience from watching conference basketball games

-have won a game of horse before

-have lead a team to victory in a 2v2 street ball game

-and above all, Ill do the job for a 6 figure salary.

Woo pig sooie, that's how you say it right?
Posted by TarnishedWisdom90
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2018
1220 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:40 am to
Im a high school baseball coach and will do it for 99k.

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:44 am to
Frick you I went to a high school where on of our players got offered by a major state university.
Also I'll do the job for 60 grand and an unlimited supply of pork
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:48 am to
I personally WILL NOT accept the job if offered (which I expect to be)

I turned down the job in Tuscaloosa as well.

At the end of the day it comes down to my current job. I make over $20,000 a year at the Hut and have endless pizza pie.

Can't beat that.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:49 am to
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At the end of the day it comes down to my current job. I make over $20,000 a year at the Hut and have endless pizza pie.

Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
35802 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:53 am to
Bring back Pelphrey
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Hut and have endless pizza pie.

Can't beat that.

What if Little Ceasar or Papa came calling with the same offers?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:49 pm to
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What if Little Ceasar or Papa came calling with the same offers?
Wow. I would have to talk to my mom about that.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

would have to talk to my mom

Pics
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4160 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 1:04 pm to
You sound promising.

Pop quiz:

Hamburger, nachos or frito chili pie?
This post was edited on 4/2/19 at 1:05 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 1:05 pm to
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Pics

I took this picture for her last week before we went to Bingo Night.

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 1:12 pm to
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I took this pic of her

I got bad news for you, that's a man baby
Posted by DropKick70
South Beach
Member since Jul 2011
1043 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

I personally WILL NOT accept the job if offered (which I expect to be)

I turned down the job in Tuscaloosa as well.


Wise move. At the end of the day the < Kansas job is a endless black hole. Use the offer as a negotiating tool with Hut. Whatever you do don’t let them stick you with a ridiculously high buyout clause
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

I got bad news for you, that's a man baby


It is 2019 bro, nothing wrong with your mom being a dude
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22736 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 2:00 pm to
We would have to retract that offer, we are Arkansas, only Papa Johns employees will work here.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 3:31 pm to
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It is 2019 bro, nothing wrong with your mom being a dude

Other than the being not being able to give birth to you
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 3:33 pm to
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Other than the being not being able to give birth to you


What is what your father is for
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12603 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 3:34 pm to
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thatguy45


Who is your agent? Surely you're not negotiating your own contract.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

What is what your father is for

Frick, youre right, my caveman mentality was in control there for a minute, I apologize
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 3:37 pm to
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I apologize



I forgive your privilege
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