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re: Anyone else manning the candy bucket while the kids are out Trick or Treating?

Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:34 pm to
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12539 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

you live out west?


I guess west from Alabama. I live in central Louisiana.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10057 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:34 pm to
Manning your mom’s candy bucket
Posted by PensaTigers
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2018
2103 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

beta move


Time for a friendly psychoanalysis.

This is called 'superiority complex', and contrary to the name, is a complex presented by extremely insecure people.

See, by insulting his masculinity for something trivial, he's convincing himself, and hoping to convince others, that's he's an 'alpha male'. This is because he's full of fake bravado and is the type to turn coward in real danger or conflict.

It also shows he's a moron because the entire alpha/beta is limited to other animals, not the complex human mind where this perceived 'alpha' status has been studied and shown to change completely depending on the social situation.

Before you make your basic psychoanalysis on me, I played offensive line for troy and could and would punch a hole through you and that's nothing to brag about at all, simply showing I'm not some antiosocial nerd.

I also said no to handing out candy and insisted on a bucket w a note on it yet still don't agree with you in the slightest.

Stop trying to prove to everyone else you're a man and maybe you'll become one.

Fun, huh?
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30600 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:36 pm to
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Let the record show that Willy had to become a Bama man to feel like a winner.
touche.
Posted by GatorNation4Lyfe
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
6421 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:36 pm to
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Sitting in the driveway

It is freezing in Houston tonight. No way would I be in the driveway. I'm in the toasty house passing out candy why my wife and kids are freezing it out. I've got CFB and NFL on TV, plenty of beer and a delectable brisket fresh off the smoker. I think I came out ahead on this one, although kids are consistently flowing in, so I'm getting up on the regular.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:38 pm to
Yeesh guy, you new to this board? We all joke with each other.

Calm down.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24522 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:39 pm to
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My apparel matches the Cheeto dust on my fingers:

Orange.




Posted by PensaTigers
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2018
2103 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:39 pm to
Far, FAR, too many fans mean this for real. See it all day on tRant.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:43 pm to
Sad
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12539 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by I let the dogs out
Member since Sep 2017
2241 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:44 pm to
That was well done, and I agree. But way too thorough and earnest for the rant. He was just bustin your balls.
Posted by GatorNation4Lyfe
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
6421 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:44 pm to
A bucket and a note in Houston won't last long in my neighborhood. We get folks that drive in from all over town and this might be dinner for some of them.
Posted by TchPowDog
Zachary, LA
Member since Sep 2015
4798 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:45 pm to
Same here.
Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
Member since Nov 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:47 pm to
Why did I buy a house?
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47802 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:47 pm to
About 200 kids in my neighbor hood and there’s only about 50 houses.
What’s sad is the city and churches make safe areas and give out tons of candy, so they go there and fill up then hit every safer neighborhood in town.
What people won’t do for a few dollars of candy
Posted by lsuhou74
Houston
Member since Jan 2015
3861 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:48 pm to
Havin a Makers and coke , eatin wolf brand chili covered tamales. Watchin Halloween with the kids. Would smash the blonde that's about to be killed....Porch light turned off..no candy here kiddoes
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 7:50 pm
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17277 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:51 pm to
39 yo Corndog in Orange camo and a Dabo masks out scoffing candy house to house.

Bet someone calls the police for a stalker doing GrandTheft GooGoo bars.
Posted by chawk195
Spartanburg, SC
Member since Feb 2015
1174 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:55 pm to
Got to take my little boy trick or treating for his first Halloween. He was a duck. He was more focused on trying to eat his beak
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:57 pm to
Replace those Rockstars with Dew Code Reds and you got it!
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:58 pm to
Quit leaving out candy bucket after 7 pm the first time I saw cultcha without costume show up and dump it in a pillow case.
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