re: Anybody in Auburn know whats up with Toomers?

There is a gag order and the flow of information about the trees has slowed. But they are certainly dying.

Hell yeah we get to roll some stobs when we win.

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I want to make a Danny/bagman joke so badly right now.

crushing dreams is like food to me

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I want to make a Danny/bagman joke so badly right now.

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When is Danny "Prince of Darkness" Sheridan unmasking the bagman?

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Damn forgot about that...it should be soon. He said middle of august did he not?

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Yes he did....I hope he gets my name right.

TREEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I suffer from what I think is a gluten allergy but I don't want to give up bread and beer so I just throw up a lot and bitch and moan when it happens. It's my own fault.

I like to talk to girls and get their numbers but never call them. I'm not interested in most of them, I just like the ego boost. Sometimes I can be self-conscious. I think it's because I have poor eyesight. I wear contacts most of the time so people don't know, but I think they still know. You know?

One time when I was in 4th grade a school photographer told me I looked like a young Tom Cruise. I took it as a compliment then but in hindsight, I think he was a pedophile.

When I was in middle school, I found a wallet with a bunch of money in it and stole the money and returned the wallet to lost and found. I still feel guilty about it to this day. I used to feel guilty about getting boners in church, but something about girls on their knees with their eyes closed did it for me. I'm not really religious so I don't feel bad about it anymore.

Back in elementary school I used to have a reoccuring dream that I was getting chased through an apartment complex by a clown on a tricycle. frick that clown. I also used to dream about forgetting to wear shoes to school. I don't know why, but that always freaked me out. I think it's the whole public bathroom thing.

I never really had acne, so I'm scared that I just never fully hit puberty yet. That would suck, ya know? I'm in my 20s now, I can't apply for jobs with acne face and cracking voice. It would be cool if I got a little taller, but then I'd have to buy new clothes and that would get pretty expensive so I guess it would be better to not grow any more.

I don't like flossing. I haven't flossed in years. I know I need to do it but it's just so tedious and I always end up bleeding when I do it.


Thanks for listening.

fricking updyke. I'm going to make sure and poison bama's trees next time I go to that shithole