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re: Any Clue to the message behind this article? (Saban)
Posted on 1/24/14 at 9:54 am to Statestreet
Posted on 1/24/14 at 9:54 am to Statestreet
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My bad for not frequenting The Onion. I have never heard of the shite before! The link was sent to me in a text. I read it and then posted it here. I guess next time I will run a full background check on any other website I read an article from before asking a fricking question about it.
Bless your heart. You could have come back with some humility and maybe even laughed at your own stupidity. Instead you blamed the internet. You are my favorite poster.
Posted on 1/24/14 at 9:58 am to craigbiggio
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The use of satire in literature refers to the practice of making fun of a human weakness or character flaw. It is often inclusive of a need or decision of correcting or bettering the character that is on the receiving end of the satire. In general, even though satire might be humorous and may “make fun”, its purpose is not to entertain and amuse but actually to derive a reaction of contempt from the reader.
Now you're plagiarizing?
This thread cannot get any better.
Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:03 am to WDE1980
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So, back to my original question. What is the message behind this article? Why direct this at Saban?
Wow, this is just too great. Happy Friday to everyone!

Posted on 1/24/14 at 10:05 am to StopRobot
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To say I'm dripping with ignorance is completely laughable when compared to all the responses I received in this thread. None of which have answered my original question of what the writers message is behind the article.
OMG
Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:10 am to StopRobot
I want to believe but this is a troll
Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:17 am to BlackHelicopterPilot
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I have a friend who is a Nigerian Prince that would like to get your email address. He needs your help.
I should have seen this coming but this combined with the thread so far had me laughing way more than it should have
Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:36 am to bamafan1001
You know this guy definitely believes in all the REC conspiracy theories
Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:49 am to WDE1980
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Any Clue to the message behind this article? (Saban)
I haven't read this entire thread, but I suspect this HS kid is exaggerating Saban's contact with him. The fact that he considers Saban and Miles his "friends" is pretty telling.
OP, what do you know about this Colby Spears kid? What are you thinking this is all about?
This post was edited on 1/24/14 at 11:51 am
Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:50 am to elposter
Has anybody mentioned yet, that Onion articles arent real

Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:56 am to NYCAuburn
So in two years will there be another Onion Article about what this kid did to get kicked off of the team at Bama only to be picked up by AU as their superstar QB?
Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:57 am to ArabianKnight
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message behind this article? (Saban)So in two years will there be another Onion Article about what this kid did to get kicked off of the team at Bama only to be picked up by AU as their superstar QB?
Pick the felony.
Posted on 1/24/14 at 11:57 am to ArabianKnight
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So in two years will there be another Onion Article about what this kid did to get kicked off of the team at Bama only to be picked up by Bama again
Posted on 1/24/14 at 12:51 pm to NYCAuburn
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So in two years will there be another Onion Article about what this kid did to get kicked off of the team at Bama only to be picked up by Bama again
This thread was lighthearted and fun and then you had to come along and be a douche.

Posted on 1/24/14 at 1:02 pm to Aman
This thread has been amazing.....I wish I could've been around for this.
Posted on 1/24/14 at 1:03 pm to Aman
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you had to come along and be a douche.
So I came in and was a douche, yet your brethren, who I replied to, using his comment, wasnt a douche?
Posted on 1/24/14 at 1:17 pm to NYCAuburn
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yet your brethren
Is this really a thread that Auburn fans want to start throwing around words like "your brethren" in?
Posted on 1/24/14 at 1:20 pm to BamaNixon
because that has what to do with my comment
Posted on 1/24/14 at 1:23 pm to NYCAuburn
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because that has what to do with my comment
No, my comment was on something else. That's allowed.
Posted on 1/24/14 at 2:19 pm to BamaNixon
Guys, come on, can't we all stop fighting long enough to help out the OP with his predicament? HE seems to really be bothered about what the implications of this article are. Personally, it sounds like Saban may be violating some NCAA rules with excessive contact.
Posted on 1/24/14 at 2:53 pm to DoreonthePlains
Is this legit? Hard to believe because if it is true, this kid is extremely naïve. Does he really
think a college coach would contact him to discuss
football because they have a common interest?
Well, if nothing else, this QB must not be interested in wearing crimson and white, because
if this article is accurate, he just burned that bridge.
think a college coach would contact him to discuss
football because they have a common interest?
Well, if nothing else, this QB must not be interested in wearing crimson and white, because
if this article is accurate, he just burned that bridge.
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