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re: another bad experience in oxford part 1
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:23 pm to TheTideMustRoll
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:23 pm to TheTideMustRoll
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It lifts my heart about the future of civilization to know that in a hundred years or so MercerBears' "Oxford Suite" will be required reading in high schools across the land.


Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:28 pm to Gman84
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Gman84
Imagine how cool that would be if OP spoke English.
who are you to wave your finger?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:39 pm to MullenBoys
This one might be his best work
The very subtle part in the beginning about the bar having clap lights in the bathrooms, which then makes the story fricking amazing later on
The very subtle part in the beginning about the bar having clap lights in the bathrooms, which then makes the story fricking amazing later on

Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:40 pm to MercerBears
OP of the month. 10/10 shite, keep it up baw
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:46 pm to MercerBears
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after long days work i hit chilis happy hr cause family atmosphere plus inclusive pricing
From your lips to our ears…you, sir are a wordsmith and a national treasure
Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:47 pm to RazorBroncs
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This one might be his best work
How the fk did I ever miss that one? Oh my

Posted on 11/23/22 at 5:49 pm to RazorBroncs
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The very subtle part in the beginning about the bar having clap lights in the bathrooms, which then makes the story fricking amazing later on
That one was great
I always love the “wtf this is terrible” posts too. As if the stories are real and the guy is really like that. It’s obviously a character which makes it creatively genius
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:01 pm to RazorBroncs
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This one might be his best work
"the cock block mutumbo" gets me every time.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:04 pm to RazorBroncs
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very subtle part in the beginning about the bar having clap lights in the bathrooms, which then makes the story fricking amazing later on
True stories from real people are the best.
The man says a lot, but not very often.
When he does, the people listen.
Take note Ranters. It's how greatness happens
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:06 pm to MercerBears
I so want to be OP’s best friend
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:06 pm to CNB
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frick yeah new MercerBears just dropped
By God,
Damn Mercer.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:11 pm to 19
His posts remind me of that “I got shite on my dick” voicemail recording from years ago
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:16 pm to deltaland
Finna dive into this bourbon and wait on the state basketball game to start


Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:20 pm to MercerBears
English…do you speak it?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:33 pm to deltaland
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As if the stories are real and the guy is really like that. It’s obviously a character which makes it creatively genius

Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:34 pm to thekid
Please tell me you didn't attend MSU.
I'm gonna need some proof if you did.
I'm gonna need some proof if you did.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 6:38 pm to MercerBears
I read this shite in Karl Childers voice every time.
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