AND here it is....

Mike Leach has it 4th and 6 on the Ole Miss 30 trailing 31-27 with 42 seconds left. There’s the snap..... wait, Kiffin is out on the field throwing a tantrum. Oh my, Kiffin just punched the official , Leach is running out on the field, the stadium is wild....

OH MY GOODNESS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Leach just decked Kiffin and the benches are empty. We have a brawl going ladies and gentlemen. The officials are trying to break it up!!!

Kiffin with a right hook, Leach with an uppercut. Tell me I am not seeing this!

What’s that? Leach has grabbed the microphone from our own Amy West.

“TESTING 1. 2, 3. OK, so it’s like this. I love coaching football and all but I can’t get nachos. What the hell kind of stadium doesn’t sell nachos”?

Leach is carrying on- something about Nachos?

Kiffen just decked Leach and took the mic....he is asking for quiet,... the stadium indeed gets quiet. Kiffin has something to say, perhaps he’s attempting to calm the stadium. “frick SABAN! YOU HEARD ME, frick SABAN!”

Are you kidding me? Did Kiffin just say what I think he said?

Yes, Steve, he did and he’s grabbing his crotch and shaking his tools at our camera!

Amy West can you hear me down there?

“Yeah, Steve, I can barely hear you”

What the hell is happening down there, Amy?”

“Steve, before the game, Leach was already complaining about lack of nachos. I’m not sure why Kiffin ran out on the field but I do not believe it had anything to do with nachos. He basically sucker punched Leach and here we are. Back to you, Steve”

Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to say....oh my! Kiffen just dropped his pants in front of a cheerleader and is pointing down suggesting she do something!

The stadium is wild!

Security has moved in, this has got to stop!

Wait, what’s that? Kiffen is running around the field grabbing his crotch while security is chasing him. Leach is still on the mic yelling about nachos. Jim, hello Jim, are you there?

“Yes Steve, I hear you. “

“What the hell on earth is going on down there?”

“Jim, I have no idea....but this one cute cheerleader is..... uh, back to you Jim”

For crying out loud can we get SOMEBODY to PLEASE tell us what the hell on earth is going on down there???

“Jim, hello Jim, can you hear me?”

Yes, Mike, go ahead.

“Thanks, Jim, I have Hugh Freeze with me. Hugh, can you give us your take on what the hell is going on down here?”

“Hugh? Coach?”

“Uh Jim, Hugh is apparently busy talking to the cheerleaders. The one with the huge cahonas”.

To be continued......


(With no sports might as well make our own)