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re: “An LSU fan stuck his finger in my booty”

Posted on 11/4/18 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34680 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 6:46 pm to
The gift that keeps on giving
Posted by BamaBo7
Madison,MS
Member since Jan 2017
5686 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 6:52 pm to
Im really thinking thats tin foil in his teeth..lol
I have a hard time believing they had tickets..please God I hope not
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5901 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 6:54 pm to
Lol that cheered me up
Posted by reauxl tigers
Tiger Woods Fan
Member since Aug 2014
8843 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:13 pm to
coulda been an A&M fan dick riding Bama
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:35 pm to
Whoa now, let's logically review the evidence in this case. First of all, he has on a very long jersey that nearly reaches his knees. How could anyone get their finger up actually inside his a-hole?

Did he not feel the hand and a good part of someone's arm going down inside of his pants and then curving upward into his anal cavity?

Could he not have stopped it at this point and straight killed the person at that time? Why the delay? Seems like the best time to murder the offender would have been at the time the finger was up in his arse or as the finger was being removed from up in his arse.

Another scenario. Let's assume that his pants were sagging to an area just above his kneecaps, it's hard to tell with the jersey covering his waistline.

This style trend is only utilized by homosexuals to advertise that they are ready for love and anal sex. It is a prison advertisement that butt sex in on the menu and the sagger is open for business.

If that is the case, could we fault the LSU fan for making a simple mistake? All in all, there seems to have been some confusion.

Also, what of underwear? Was underwear present, perhaps with some money symbols on them or some lettering spelling out gangsta? How did the perpetrator so easily bypass the underwear?

Many questions and hardly any answers.
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 7:41 pm
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
5037 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
43214 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:39 pm to
Proof that texag made it to the game after all
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:41 pm to
This is the typical Walmart Bama fan right here. Hahahahahaha
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
41904 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:44 pm to
This guy and all the fat pics posted are what I assume most of you Gumps look like.

It helps quell the pain I assure you.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
25553 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:54 pm to
That is friggin hilarious
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16149 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:55 pm to
Wonder when he graduated from Bama?
Posted by Dawgy49
North Georgia
Member since Sep 2015
4942 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

What do you think he's majoring in?


At Alabama, Aeronautical Engineering or Psychiatry would be my quess.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15269 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:33 pm to
Aren't you supposed to get some beads or some shite for that?
Posted by MattTide79
Member since Oct 2018
8 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:37 pm to
He must be an offspring of Updyke
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
27948 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 9:37 am to
Bump just because I can’t stop watching it
Posted by tiger_nutz
Member since Feb 2017
841 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 9:41 am to
Glad to see Kip and LaFawnda are doing well
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