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re: Alex Collins is a Lax bra

Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:20 am to
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:20 am to
what in the frick has your panties in a wad
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7430 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:26 am to
Hey now ... not needed.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55375 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 4:43 am to
a lax Bra?
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10779 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 7:00 am to
quote:

Y'all get 1 recruit from Florida & bust nuts for days


I think we got 3.

ETA: Including a 4* OL.
This post was edited on 2/12/13 at 7:01 am
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 7:21 am to
Can you speak English?
Posted by SwampRocket
Houston, Texas
Member since Dec 2012
645 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 8:57 am to
I play lacrosse, this is hilarious
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
41534 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 8:59 am to
Because...

You're going to have to elaborate for those of us that don't know the first thing about lacrosse.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45757 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:00 am to
quote:

I think we got 3.


Out of 350 D1 recruits.

#PIPELINE
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
41534 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:09 am to
quote:

#PIPELINE

We got 4.

So according to NCAA that's a pipeline for next season.

#SUCKIT
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:11 am to
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a lax Bra?


sounds saggy, needs some support.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:11 am to
4 S. Florida guys for the record. Done in about a month of actual recruiting. Florida/FSU/Miami fans know what's up and they're peeing down their legs a little bit.


We're coming for your best character highly talented players. We finally have a staff that enjoys recruiting and genuinely cares about the kids. S. Florida is crazy, coming up here to the woods for school and play in the SEC West, the toughest division in college football is a good decision.
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
26921 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:13 am to
He's not good now but he would be really good if he played for a few years.
Posted by TigerTalker142
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2007
1124 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:13 am to
He's pretty terrible and has minimal stick skills, but he's just way more athletic then anyone on the field so it makes up for it. When I played in high school us and none of the teams we played were that small, that may be highlights from him playing in JV games or something because that is ridiculous.
This post was edited on 2/12/13 at 9:17 am
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43598 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:16 am to
He looks like poo. He can't scoop, he can't cradle, I'm not sure if I saw one pass out of him. He's just out athlete-ing people.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:19 am to
quote:

We're coming for your best character highly talented players


So we should average 4 a year?
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9529 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:40 am to
love how all these lacrosse gurus are coming out of the woodworks talking about his lack of fundamentals.

One could assume, that a D1 fooball player responsible for carrying an odd shaped ball through lines of 300lb defenders without dropping it and all the while creating space, could learn how to carry a fricking rubber ball more efficiently through all the 5'9 165lb white boys if absolutely needed.


running back ball skills > lacrosse cradling and scooping
Posted by Joe Blow
Member since Nov 2007
2640 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 9:43 am to
Wow, he actually looks horrible...as does everyone else in that video.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33340 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 10:10 am to
Does he ever not wear lax pinnies, nice shorts, turf dogs, mid calves and a sweet pair of shades? Uhh, yeah..when he's hooking up with chicks.
This post was edited on 2/12/13 at 10:12 am
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16355 posts
Posted on 2/12/13 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

He's pretty terrible and has minimal stick skills, but he's just way more athletic then anyone on the field so it makes up for it. When I played in high school us and none of the teams we played were that small, that may be highlights from him playing in JV games or something because that is ridiculous.


So basically exactly what I said.
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