Alabama Jokes....

I was sent this by a friend this morning...hope not Germans.

PAROLE TIDE...............for all Saban fans
20% OF THE U. OF ALABAMA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR AND THE JOKES ARE FLOWING OUT OF AUBURN . PA-ROLE TIDE....................Enjoy!
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A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!" The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System.
"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".
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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights