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re: Aden Holloway arrested with a pound of weed

Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by Fearless_and_True
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Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

I am the biggest stoner I know


You’re mostly right. My understanding is he had exactly 1lb, so not “pounds”.

I was just saying it isn’t automatically outside the realm of possibility that amount could be for personal use. Especially if you are a kid with more money than you know what to do with.

Mainly, I just don’t think selling weed (esp in this day & age) would even be a drop in his income. But dumber things have happened.
Posted by williamfrench3559
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:04 pm to
Wow Off campus and out of tourney. What a freaking dumbass that boy is.
Posted by Liberace
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:08 pm to
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My understanding is he had exactly 1lb, so not “pounds”.


I originally thought the same. He had more than a pound.
Posted by Bigbens42
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

I was just saying it isn’t automatically outside the realm of possibility that amount could be for personal use.


A pound? No way. Ganj doesn’t really “keep” if you know what I mean.
Posted by Liberace
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

I was just saying it isn’t automatically outside the realm of possibility that amount could be for personal use. Especially if you are a kid with more money than you know what to do with.


Just wanted to add.

There is no cure for stupid. Some people can find a way to frick up any situation where they should have ultimately won.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:13 pm to
I wonder if Alabama will expedite his case so he can play after this weekend if they get through to the S16
Posted by deltadummy
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:40 pm to
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A pound? No way. Ganj doesn’t really “keep” if you know what I mean.


Would it not keep if vaccum sealed?


That's not relevant to AH's stupidity. This is not a mistake on his part. It's not malicous or anything. He's just too stupid to employ. Getting paid high six figures, presumably, though lower six figures is more than enough, and he gets zapped for being a small time distributor, regardless of intent.
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:43 pm to
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Would it not keep if vaccum sealed?

You’d be busting the seal and having to redo it every time you wanted to pull some out for use.

An oz for personal use is reasonable. A pound? You’re obviously slinging.
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:48 pm to
You can make a frick ton of money selling weed.

My high school dealer bought land with the money he made. Not joking.
Posted by justaniceguy
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:48 pm to
Yes it does, if you put it in a fridge or glass container or vacuum sealed bag.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:50 pm to
What if he vacuum packed 15 ounces in 1 ounce bags?

Aden is too soft to be a hard core drug dealer. He’s not alpha enough to bust a cap in somebody. He probably was selling dope to frats to party with or something. Maybe he cut in on somebody’s territory?

Aden can’t go to prison. It would be traumatic for him. He’d be some bad man’s girlfriend.
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
16599 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:53 pm to
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Yes it does, if you put it in a fridge or glass container or vacuum sealed bag.


Fridge speeds the drying up. It’s a low humidity environment by design. Glass would contain the water but it would still precipitate out and cause it to “grow stuff” unless you were just blazing through it.

Unless you’re zipping through a pound a week there’s just no way.
This post was edited on 3/16/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:02 pm to
Ultimately on the list of potential sins, whatever. It’s just weed. Not like he’s slinging “hard stuff.”

Just a complete moron. He’s making pretty good money why take the risk.
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
16599 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

What if he vacuum packed 15 ounces in 1 ounce bags?


Then you’re quite clearly slinging lol.
Posted by ChauvinisticPigAttit
Member since Mar 2026
94 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:10 pm to
shite, this is all setting up a Breaking Bad sequel where Aden is Jesse Pinkman.

quote:

What if he vacuum packed 15 ounces in 1 ounce bags?

Aden is too soft to be a hard core drug dealer. He’s not alpha enough to bust a cap in somebody. He probably was selling dope to frats to party with or something. Maybe he cut in on somebody’s territory?

Aden can’t go to prison. It would be traumatic for him. He’d be some bad man’s girlfriend.


Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:12 pm to
It'll be for more than one game.
Posted by TNTigerman
James Island
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:13 pm to
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I'd kick his arse of the team before noon. A pound? frick that.

How much is a pound?
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
16599 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:17 pm to
“This is my own private domicile and I won’t be harassed!”

ALEA Narcotics Task Force: “lol”
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2200 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:17 pm to
Was told a story by someone that grew his own stash at his house and used to be a cop. Knew someone that worked for the phone company (2005) or so that made enough to buy a home in a gated n'hood, then fitted his basement to grow two, three times the amount he was selling. Filtration system and all that. Was going to do it for five years and then get out and quit working.
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