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re: A two-headed Goat spotted in The Station

Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:56 am to
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:56 am to
I believe he isn’t in fact, 5’8
Posted by webisod
Member since Sep 2017
161 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:13 am to
They haven't been married for like 4 years or something. He just brought her to the cstat/houston area so he could see his kids.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:21 am to
I'm sure its possible to get Johnny high enough to screw a goat.
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:38 am to
I like JFF's strategy to hide his receding hairline. Just put a bandana on it.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 6:58 am to
quote:

I just don’t understand how going from Tallahassee to College Station can add 20 yrs to him. Jimbo looks like shite.


It wasn’t the move. He is a 50 year old man hanging with JFF. It is a wonder he is still alive.
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4341 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:01 am to
quote:

I just don’t understand how going from Tallahassee to College Station can add 20 yrs to him. Jimbo looks like shite.


You hang with the GOAT for two weeks and how would you look?
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:20 am to
DAMN! I believe all that facial makeover that Jimbo had was to make him look like Saban...and he sort of does!
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:24 am to
quote:

And unlike Saban, Jimbo doesn't dye his hair


Yeah...he’s a real man’s man. Should fit in well at tamu.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:31 am to
he short of does!
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:54 am to
#TheStation
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12135 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:55 am to
Did he charge for those autographs?
Posted by bayouhillbilly
Bossier City
Member since Aug 2016
374 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:27 am to
My Dad used to tell me, "Never trust a man with thin lips"

Aggy fricked
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7956 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:36 am to
I think your dad was talking about getting oral pleasure from other men. frickin weirdo
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8253 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:38 am to
I have yet to see a pic of Jimbo since this hire where he doesn't look like he's really uncomfortable and ready to crawl into a hole. I think it's all sinking in and he doesn't like it. Maybe he won't make it to year 3 of that idiotic contract.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7956 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:47 am to
You frickin losers will make anything up to feel better about this situation

Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26139 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:50 am to
He went from Tallahassee to College Station and somehow missed Baton Rouge. We're left with *gasp* coach oeux
Posted by webisod
Member since Sep 2017
161 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 9:16 am to
No he doesn't charge for autographs, at least not when he's in college station.
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 9:21 am to
A&M will be much happier if u ever win a game against LSU in football since u joyed the SEC!!!
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30835 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 9:25 am to
SEC pressure cooker already getting to him.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12654 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 9:29 am to
Which one is on drugs?
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