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Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:50 pm
Posted by Warrior Poet
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Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:50 pm


Posted by sorantable
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Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:54 pm to
Jimbo consistently looks like he's working off of 90 minutes of sleep
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:56 pm to
Jimbo will be bald by next season due to the stress of nit being able to win in the sec west. Texas am will put him in an early grave.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43962 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:58 pm to
Great showing by Johnny on this miserably cold & wet Saturday.
Humble and gracious as heck to kiddos who’d waited hours to see him.
It was a good day.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:59 pm to
learned it from Saban
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:03 pm to
Probably the most deserved Heisman yet worst Heisman of all time. You had to give it to him, but you knew where he was headed. Quite the conundrum. It baffles my mind he was drafted where he was. It was obvious the outcome.
This post was edited on 2/10/18 at 11:06 pm
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25390 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:09 pm to
I just don’t understand how going from Tallahassee to College Station can add 20 yrs to him. Jimbo looks like shite.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:13 pm to
Jimbo has some dead eyes
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

I just don’t understand how going from Tallahassee to College Station can add 20 yrs to him. Jimbo looks like shite.



It probably has to do with making more than 99% of people yet your wife still fricks around on you. You just can't explain that other than the fact he probably is insanely small or didn't eat it. If he didn't eat it, maybe that's why he's an Aggie now, he'll suck it instead.
This post was edited on 2/10/18 at 11:17 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37438 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:17 pm to
I predict a lot of mad from 45 year old neckbeards in this thread

^ yuuup
This post was edited on 2/10/18 at 11:18 pm
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:19 pm to


Anything but.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:29 pm to
Oh, you're most definitely mad.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:47 pm to
Damn...Jimbo is short.

Couldn’t be more than 5’8”.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:51 pm to
he gets that from saban as well
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7954 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:05 am to
6 inches taller than Saban


And unlike Saban, Jimbo doesn't dye his hair
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:36 am to
quote:

And unlike Saban, Jimbo doesn't dye his hair




And unlike Jimbo, Saban keeps his wife in check.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:35 am to
quote:

Jimbo consistently looks like he's working off of 90 minutes of sleep


I think that's pretty close to the truth. He was asked at the end of NSD how he liked College Station. "I don't know. I haven't been here."
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
14971 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:41 am to
Nice bro. Where can I get that vest?
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