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re: A New Look at SEC Realignment

Posted on 4/2/18 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 4:42 pm to
If that happened someone would only win the west because someone had to
Posted by AlbinoGator
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 4:45 pm to
Maybe we can have 3 divisions East, West, and the xenu been hearing that the scientologist have been getting a lot of new stump jumpers to join the church maybe L Ron Blubbert is from Mississippi also
Posted by JamalSanders
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 5:11 pm to
You cannot legally marry your first or second cousin in Alabama. Up until 20 or so years ago you had to have a blood test done in Alabama to prove you were further than second cousins.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 5:54 pm to
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This would evenly divide the conference into states where you can legally marry your 1st cousin (SEC East) and states


Finally a proposal the Rant can sink their tooth in.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 6:58 pm to
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This would evenly divide the conference into states where you can legally marry your 1st cousin (SEC East) and states where you cannot legally marry your 1st cousin (SEC West).


Is it because in the west, sister sex is more common so it never gets to the 1st cousin?
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:03 pm to
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Landmass



Since your other thread is off the first page, anchored, and I made fun of you here, I thought I'd atone a bit. Congrats on getting off that shite, my brother died 12 years ago from complications from withdraws. You are much better off without synthetic meds in your system.
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 7:31 pm
Posted by beachreb61
Long Beach, MS
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:47 pm to
Back then tha AP Poll was pre bowl games. Just a regular season deal.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:53 pm to
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Back then tha AP Poll was pre bowl games. Just a regular season deal.


. So which year did they win the ap poll before the bowls
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 8:07 pm
Posted by kilo
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:57 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:11 pm to
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Up until 20 or so years ago you had to have a blood test done in Alabama to prove you were further than second cousins.


That was a syphillis test. Seriously. They were afraid you sheep frickers would cause an epidemic.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:22 pm to
A solid troll sir.

Well played. Well played indeed.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:53 pm to
My question is, why were you looking up cousin marriages in the first place? Are congratulations in order for you and your sweetie?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:55 pm to
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Are congratulations in order for you and your sweetie?


Not sure you can marry your own hand?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 9:37 pm to
But what’s the law on sibling?
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 5:49 am to
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SEC West should trade Alabama and Auburn for Kentucky and Mizzou.



And then the SEC West will become the SEC East. Great idea.
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 4/3/18 at 6:34 am to
If you just renamed the divisions from East and West to something else no one would give a shite.

Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 7:23 am to
Like Leaders and Legends?
Posted by BillBrosky
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 7:32 am to
1st cousins need some lovin' to.
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 9:25 am to
Bars and Stars would be good
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/3/18 at 12:08 pm to
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Landmass
A New Look at SEC Realignment

SEC West should trade Alabama and Auburn for Kentucky and Mizzou.

This would evenly divide the conference into states where you can legally marry your 1st cousin (SEC East) and states where you cannot legally marry your 1st cousin (SEC West).




That's an extremely odd mix of stats/requirements, and ordinarily, I'd allow it based on inventiveness alone.

But, I can't.

The fact is that Alabama virtually OWNS the SEC and we will dang well do what we want, pal.

This post was edited on 4/3/18 at 12:09 pm
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