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re: A Haiku for Every Team in the SEC
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:58 pm to FootballFrenzy
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:58 pm to FootballFrenzy
Kentucky
Started 5&0
They have sucked ever since then
Gasparilla Bowl
Started 5&0
They have sucked ever since then
Gasparilla Bowl
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 12:59 pm
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Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:59 pm to FootballFrenzy
LSU
Lost because of refs
Bama get all the right calls
frick you Nick Saban
Lost because of refs
Bama get all the right calls
frick you Nick Saban
Posted on 11/21/23 at 12:59 pm to 19
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quote:
momentoftruth87
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We're gay
You know it
Money isn’t the only thing we blow
You can't even do a haiku right.
...and still better than any of that dumb shite in the OP.
You're just mad that I summed up LSU fans in 17 syllables.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:03 pm to FootballFrenzy
aTm
Yellers' nuts are full
Mug down on my sky rocket
Hullabaloo, fish.
Yellers' nuts are full
Mug down on my sky rocket
Hullabaloo, fish.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:09 pm to FootballFrenzy
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You're just mad that I summed up LSU fans in 17 syllables
All you said was that LSU fans are numerous, annoying, and like Joe Burrow. Which is really just one thing because of course there are a lot of them, and if you are an LSU fan is it really even possible not to like Joe Burrow?
So all you have is LSU fans are annoying.
Boy, do you want me to give your Aggie arse a lyrical lashing?
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:14 pm to fr33manator
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Boy, do you want me to give your Aggie arse a lyrical lashing?
I laughed at this. Do your worst.
P.S. I was being pretty easy on all teams while still being fair. Want to get in an ugly haiku battle?
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:15 pm to FootballFrenzy
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Texas A&M
You are the Aggies
You are a bunch of Faggies
Yell leaders eat peen
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:18 pm to fr33manator
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Aggie arse a lyrical lashing
That was pretty good.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:24 pm to FootballFrenzy
Tennessee
Head Coach Bobby Hill
Mustard and golf balls flying
Butt-chugging I guess
Head Coach Bobby Hill
Mustard and golf balls flying
Butt-chugging I guess
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:26 pm to FootballFrenzy
Vanderbilt
Vanderbilt, really?
Token academic school
Automatic win
Vanderbilt, really?
Token academic school
Automatic win
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:28 pm to FootballFrenzy
Football Frenzy's gay
He loves watching yell leaders
He collects jizz jars
He loves watching yell leaders
He collects jizz jars
This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 9:32 am
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:30 pm to hogminer
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He loves watching the yell leaders
That's eight syllables.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:30 pm to hogminer
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Football Frenzy's gay
He loves watching the yell leaders
He collects jizz jars
That was really good
I laughed out loud a little
Here, have an upvote
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:31 pm to FootballFrenzy
Texas A&M
Fanbase is a cult
Homosexuality
Always Eight and Four
Fanbase is a cult
Homosexuality
Always Eight and Four
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:43 pm to FootballFrenzy
aTm
Dick riding Bama.
Every single chance they get.
Even in Haiku.
Dick riding Bama.
Every single chance they get.
Even in Haiku.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:56 pm to FootballFrenzy
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Want to get in an ugly haiku battle?
Limericks fair game?
They are my favorite sort
Good, unlike Aggie
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:01 pm to fr33manator
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Limericks fair game?
They are my favorite sort
Good, unlike Aggie
Aw, bro, that was disappointing. I was hoping for better. I'm not even kidding.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:18 pm to FootballFrenzy
Wow FootballFrenzy
The Rant is in awe of you
Your thread is so cool
The Rant is in awe of you
Your thread is so cool
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:55 pm to FootballFrenzy
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Well Texas's littlest brother,
Who pays more for less like no other,
Trophy gifts, premature,
Mockery, much endured,
And how long til they buy out another?
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:14 pm to Trumansfangs
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Wow FootballFrenzy
The Rant is in awe of you
Your thread is so cool
Oh please, Trumansfangs
Your sarcasm is so stale
And not too unique.
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