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re: 3:30 in the morning and here is what's it been like since the LSU loss...

Posted on 1/1/13 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by Fishwrap Monger
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2012
73 posts
Posted on 1/1/13 at 12:28 pm to
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The one where your mamma was in the middle of a big circle on her knees being the blow-job hub.


I see. So by "black tie event," you actually mean that you made the entire story up this morning while you hunched over the 1998 imac you installed next to your toilet (for the sake of convenience). You squinted at the screen as you gathered your satin kimono about your waist, squatting with a half-smoked menthol cigarette dangling out of your mouth, grunting as a watery stool slides down the porcelain inside of the commode.

And with your second push, you started this thread.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37613 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 7:52 am to
Yeah ... and as I typed before, the one with your Mamma in the middle of a circle giving free blow jobs while your Dad was on the outside trying to stick his pinky finger up our asses.

Taterheads suck. Always have, always will.

Your yearly arse whoopin' by the Gamecocks and a trip to the Peach Bowl is as close as y'all will ever get to the SEC.

Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 8:46 am to
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Immediately the chant began, SEC SUCKS SEC SUCKS SEC.SUCKS.

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Wife is pissed.

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The SEC is overrated.

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Still can't believe Miles let that game get away, especially after the early turnover and score.early



Thanks LSU for shitting the bed
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17270 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 10:13 am to
Not the last time LSU shits the bed...
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 10:18 am to
No big deal, it's just the peach bowl. Tennessee lost to an unranked Clemson in 2004 by like 2 touchdowns when they were ranked #6.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 10:27 am to
i believe all of this after seeing their fans. Losing to them was completely unacceptable
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15590 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 10:27 am to
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reel_gator8

All above is true...to the taters...the SEC does suck. Thanks Miles....now the acc is crowing and talking shite. Second down and 2 yds to go and the brainiac doesnt stop the dumbazz calls for two more passes with two minutes to go and ball on their 40 yd line...WTF? One of those passes was in traffic and could have been picked off. Then the punter doesnt do what he should have done...nailed Clemson inside its own ten yd line.





reel_gator8
You nailed it podnuh. Miles is 85-21, but some of those 21 (like Monday night) are fricking infuritating head-scratchers !
If I have a 2nd and 2 with a minute and a half left, I run the play clock down to 1 second, snap the ball and get it to Hill off-tackle or pitch-wide - TWICE, not PASSSSS !!
This is the only thing that I don't like about Miles - he loses games he has in the bag.

e.g. Nov. 3 in Death Valley (the real one).
LSU leads bama 17-14 with 2 minutes left and has a first and 10 at the Bama 28. ONE more first down and it's three kneel-downs, and we may have been playing Notre Dame instead of going to the Chicken Sandwich Bowl.

C'mon Miles, hire a REAL offensive coordinator and let HIM run the plays !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15965 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 10:33 am to
not really a surpise - this coming from a fanbase that had a guy in the Phoenix Airport cheering Lattimores injury.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 10:38 am to
I thought bama fans were a strange looking bunch until i saw clemson fans. every clemson guy was either fat or looked to be doing meth all day.
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 11:07 am to
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C'mon Miles, hire a REAL offensive coordinator and let HIM run the plays !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Those last 2 plays were What-A-Berger option then audible. Both centered on WAB's decision.
BTW frick you Clemson.
Posted by UpstateCock2007
Columbia, SC
Member since Mar 2009
7719 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 11:34 am to
Had a Clemson friend of mine post on facebook shortly after the game that it was the win that will propel Clemson to the top. Said that if they aren't preseason top-5 next year, then something is seriously wrong. They are by far the most delusional fanbase in CFB.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15590 posts
Posted on 1/2/13 at 12:00 pm to
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10888bge
3:30 in the morning and here is what's it been like since the LSU loss...

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C'mon Miles, hire a REAL offensive coordinator and let HIM run the plays !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Those last 2 plays were What-A-Berger option then audible. Both centered on WAB's decision.
BTW frick you Clemson.



If true, did not know that. Good point....
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