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You might be a dumpster fire if...
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:16 pm
-- Your HC wears god awful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants)
-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)
-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)
-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
-- Actually make the Championship Game, yet get blown out or worse shut out.
-- Greatest team in history of your institution; goes to Chick-fil-A Bowl.
-- Most talked about game ever, was a bullshite loss.
-- Mascot has official "outfits".
-- Mascot is a product of incest resulting in genetic retardation.
-- CLEMSON!
-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)
-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)
-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
-- Actually make the Championship Game, yet get blown out or worse shut out.
-- Greatest team in history of your institution; goes to Chick-fil-A Bowl.
-- Most talked about game ever, was a bullshite loss.
-- Mascot has official "outfits".
-- Mascot is a product of incest resulting in genetic retardation.
-- CLEMSON!
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Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:17 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Go frick yourself
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:18 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
-- You start basketball troll threads after beating Northwestern State.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:18 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Worst thread of the year nominee.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:18 pm to Mizzeaux
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You start basketball troll threads after beating Northwestern State
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:19 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- You haven't won an SEC football title since joining the league and have been in the league for over 20 years
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- Your team is so awful that you're fans suddenly disappear 2 games into the season.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
This thread has nothing to do with winning a basketball game tonight. Coincedence only.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:20 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
or you hire adultering coaches who leave their previous job and do nothing more than leave a xeroxed letter on everyone's locker
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:21 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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You might be a dumpster fire if...
You lose to Southern at home, only scoring 2 points in the final 5 minutes.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:27 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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only scoring 2 points in the final 5 minutes.
We talking about Mizzou playing in LA?
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:29 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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CtotheVrzrbck
Your sail is strong
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:29 pm to DaleDenton
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We talking about Mizzou playing in LA?
Would you like to further discuss our second loss of the year against the team with the #1 basketball recruit in the nation?
Or should we discuss any of your four losses, or even your dominating win over the venerable Demons of Northwestern State?
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:32 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:32 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- Your former HC gets in a motorcycle crash, lies about having a mistress and proceeds to leave. To top that off, you hire John L. Smith.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:33 pm to Mizzeaux
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Would you like to further discuss our second loss of the year against the team with the #1 basketball recruit in the nation?
Moral Victory?
If you can't beat a team with just one top recruit, Kentucky is gonna go in dry, repeatedly then send texts to you the next day about how you better not go to the police because no one messes with Kentucky...
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:33 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
- Kentucky has more SEC Championships then you in multiple sports (Arky) 
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:33 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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-- Your HC wears god aweful school color clothing on the sideline. (see Pelphrey's red blazers and Dooley's orange hot pants)
-- You lose in the first rd as #2 seed. (Norfolkin' Way)
-- You hire assistant coaches while the rest of the league hires experienced HC's. (UK, Aubie)
-- You put all of your resources into one sport, and only one sport, and you're one of the all-time worst cheaters in that respective sport (Bama, UK, Aubie)
What about Muschamp?
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:36 pm to DaleDenton
Women in India will riot because of how bad Kentucky abuses Mizzou.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:36 pm to DaleDenton
Just pray Kentucky isn't ranked when they come into Fayetteville because
The good news for you is that we'll have broken you in by the time they roll in.
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Kentucky is gonna go in dry
The good news for you is that we'll have broken you in by the time they roll in.
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 9:37 pm
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