The 2011 Class of the SEC Rant Hall of Flame

I want to formally welcome everyone to the 2nd biggest black tie event on the SEC Rant, the Induction Ceremony for the 2011 Hall of Flame. We had a record 6 inductees into this year's class, and all of them are deserving inductees. They have pissed off everyone, had more thread fails than they care to remember, and generally are just all in all frick ups. So let's get right to the inductees with this classes' headliner:

RMFTBama

The man with the "highest" ACT, SAT, and IQ on this board, RMFTBama is so full of himself that he doesn't realize exactly what he's saying to other people because he's too busy off in his own world of self-purported Awesomeness. On his way to being a Lawyer, RMFT couldn't be here, but wanted to let everyone know that he's better than you, smarter than you, and makes more money than you. Oh, and you suck. Of course, the last part also applies to RMFTBama as well.

Moving on:

CarryTheFail


I didn't get a chance to get to know CarryTheFail that well. Because, well, I'm too busy winning. But CarryTheFail wanted everyone to know that when he's not flaming, he's too busy failing to deal with y'all. So, Fail Away CarryTheFail, Fail away.

Crow Pie

You get it? His name is funny because he spends the most time eating Crow
It's hilarious!!! Seriously though, Crow Pie would like to thank everyone who has proved all of his points wrong over this past year, and hopes that you continue to do the same until he gets banned and saves us from his mindless dribble.

Draconian Sanctions


Actually, I'm still pissed at this guy and he doesn't deserve this recognition.

So in his place

tduecen


Our loveable ducky. Got everyone mad at him when he talked about hardlegging one night in an IM thread, but made very valid points. Ducky, we love you, but you flame with the best of em. Here's to you. Oh, and frick you DS.

Our final 2 inductees are very special

Arkansas Posters Registered in 2010

These posters are a special breed. They joined up with dreams of competing with the big boys of the SEC. What they forgot was that they're a Big XII school who lucked out and landed here. It's okay though. We still played along with them. Until they fricked up and lost to those cheating assholes from Ohio State. Now, we just disown them and laugh at them. But they keep spewing their flagship bullshite. NEWS FLASH: TO BE A FLAG SHIP YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO WIN THE CONFERENCE FIRST. At least they have Basketball to fall back on...oh wait. No they don't. Baseball? Eh, maybe not this year. Well, at least they have nice buildings and Wal-Mart. So that's good.

Auburn Posters Registered in 2010

Tough for me to write about this one. This doesn't include every poster, but most of them. Auburn went thru a lot the past year. From winning a National Title to just being fricking Awesome. But, along the way, incidents happened. First, there was Cam and the 180,000 dollar Kenny Rogers Tape (Who would pay that much for a Kenny Rogers tape? He ain't that good, and neither is his chicken), and then the gem that was ATPB, and certainly last but not least the Updyking of Toomer's Corner. And what did we learn from all of this? That some Auburn fans are fricking insane. Seriously. It scared the shite out of me. I didn't know that they could be that naive. It was shocking. So, those fans certainly deserve to be in here.


Thank you for coming to this year's Induction Ceremony. I hope you all enjoyed, and we'll see you at the SECys. Take care, and if you're drunk, don't drive too fast.