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Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:00 am to
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:00 am to
Soccer is just as ridiculous. My two younger ones play and the only upside is it is done earlier than baseball. The lingo pisses my wife off though because it's not practice it's training, it's not a field it's a pitch, etc.

Just saying you're not out of the woods yet if she's interested in softball or soccer. Softball is the craziest because they'll start a championship game at midnight.
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:27 am to
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The lingo pisses my wife off though because it's not practice it's training, it's not a field it's a pitch, etc.


Our team doesn't do that. We call it practice, field, and the game is a game, not a match. I hate with soccer idiots try to act British. We are American. Hell, it's why we call it soccer and not football.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:30 am to
Ballet, basketball, and cheer. Not out of the woods but also not spending $400 on a t ball bat.
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:48 am to
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Man I’m glad I have a girl. Youth baseball is insane.


One of the other dads on our soccer team said that his other daughter was into dance team and they dropped $10,000 on her first year. I try to be a good parent and all but I'm not that good of a parent. That's fricking stupid.
Posted by Shunface
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:00 am to
I drew the ballet, cheer and horse cards. You can all eat a dick on costs of your children’s extracurriculars.
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:27 am to
How do you get a horse to do ballet and cheer?
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:31 am to
Watch the summer Olympics. They made one crip walk.
Posted by Shunface
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5267 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 12:06 pm to
You learn dressage.

Which is what wifey does. Daughter rides English and wants to learn dressage.

For context on costs. Her horse in high school sold for 250k.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 12:11 pm
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 1:29 pm to
Glad Keith put this announcement out there:
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 1:36 pm to
Hell yes. Anyone that bitches about having to do that isn’t someone we want having tickets anyway, so frick em
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Anyone that bitches about having to do that isn’t someone we want having tickets anyway, so frick em


Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
4988 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 2:41 pm to
College aged kids complaining about it being "too hot" and having to "sit in the sun" have been the dumbest complaints I've heard from them.
Posted by Lawyered
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Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 2:47 pm to
Hope the gals bring some extra iPhone chargers .. after partying in the grove and instagramming all day long.. gonna be a long night with no battery having to try to open the app in a full stadium
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 2:55 pm to
Yeah, that’s something that won’t be a problem for drunk people with dead phones
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
4988 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:00 pm to
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Yeah, that’s something that won’t be a problem for drunk people with dead phones


I'm pretty sure other SEC schools have the same type of policy.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30388 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:03 pm to
RIP to the one frat bro that has to stay to enter the code on everyones phone in the fraternity
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:15 pm to
Nothing about being a student now seems fun. The fricking burnerverse is the lamest thing I’ve ever seen.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75498 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:28 pm to
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Yeah, that’s something that won’t be a problem for drunk people with dead phones
Sucks to be them. Be better prepared
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:39 pm to
See when you say things like that it makes me think we had 4 vastly different years in college
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:49 pm to
Don’t get me wrong, I went out and had a blast but one thing I was always meticulous as frick about was making sure my phone was fully charged before I left the house. I can only think of 2 times my phone died while I was there
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