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Would you rather be POTUS or have x-ray vision?
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:47 pm
If you choose POTUS, you get both terms, and a guarantee not be assassinated, maimed, etc. If you choose x-ray vision, remember, casinos have tech to know if you are "surprised" when you win, and won't last very long at the high-stakes blackjack table.
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Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:49 pm to PurpleandGeauld
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Would you rather be POTUS or have x-ray vision?
I would never want to be president. Easy question.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:50 pm to PurpleandGeauld
x-ray vision, could find many ways to make money with that outside of gambling.
Half the country is going to hate you as POTUS even if you do a good job.
Half the country is going to hate you as POTUS even if you do a good job.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:52 pm to PurpleandGeauld
I have absolutely no desire to be POTUS!
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:54 pm to PurpleandGeauld
X-ray vision-no question. I'd never have to go to strip club ever again, and could make billions freelancing my talent or as a government contractor.
But I have to ask-does getting to be President come with a First Lady like Melania? Because if so, there might be a slight second thought on the matter.
But I have to ask-does getting to be President come with a First Lady like Melania? Because if so, there might be a slight second thought on the matter.
This post was edited on 6/12/18 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:57 pm to PurpleandGeauld
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POTUS
All day, every day
Posted on 6/12/18 at 12:58 pm to PurpleandGeauld
Exalted High Potentate with a godlike ability to do whatever I wanted? I.E. Trump's new BFF Kim Jong.
Sure. Sounds like it would be a hoot.
Actually being the President of the United States would be a horrible job. Long hours, hard decisions, and half the country thinks you are Satan incarnate. Not to mention the entire world outside of the US will think you are at best a bumbling jackass. The only benefit is that you can make tons of money afterwards giving speeches to big money donors.
The POTUS is a modern day version of the ancient god-kings. We worship them when anything goes right, even if they didn't have diddly to do with it, but as soon as something goes wrong we hang them.
Sure. Sounds like it would be a hoot.
Actually being the President of the United States would be a horrible job. Long hours, hard decisions, and half the country thinks you are Satan incarnate. Not to mention the entire world outside of the US will think you are at best a bumbling jackass. The only benefit is that you can make tons of money afterwards giving speeches to big money donors.
The POTUS is a modern day version of the ancient god-kings. We worship them when anything goes right, even if they didn't have diddly to do with it, but as soon as something goes wrong we hang them.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 1:00 pm to PurpleandGeauld
X-Ray vision. I could be a doctor and then run as president after a few Nobels.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 1:20 pm to Arksulli
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Actually being the President of the United States would be a horrible job. Long hours, hard decisions, and half the country thinks you are Satan incarnate.
But you can troll on level above everyone.
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Not to mention the entire world outside of the US will think you are at best a bumbling jackass.
But when you show up to their countries, everyone lines up to kiss your arse.
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The only benefit is that you can make tons of money afterwards giving speeches to big money donors
Posted on 6/12/18 at 1:25 pm to DownSouthJukin
quote:I was thinking that telling anyone about your x-ray vision ability would be a bad idea.
could make billions freelancing my talent or as a government contractor.
1) They would not pay you, they would torture you.
2) They would dissect your eyeballs/brain to try to replicate it for them.
3) Would you want the ladies to know you could do that?
Posted on 6/12/18 at 1:45 pm to PurpleandGeauld
Sign me up as most powerful man in the world for 8 years.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 1:48 pm to Commander Data
quote:I wonder if Trump has made his visit to Area 51 yet....I would do that right off
Sign me up as most powerful man in the world for 8 years.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 2:03 pm to PurpleandGeauld
Neither.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 2:17 pm to PurpleandGeauld
When you say x-ray, do you mean I can see through things, or I can pick out metal and dense objects like bone when I look at stuff?
Posted on 6/12/18 at 2:21 pm to PurpleandGeauld
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I wonder if Trump has made his visit to Area 51 yet....I would do that right off
He probably doesn't have the security clearance for that.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 2:23 pm to AllbyMyRelf
quote:The ability to see through layers of any material that are within your normal range of vision. So you could see what is in the trunk of a car as though it were open. But you could not see what was in the trunk of a car 10 miles away.
can see through things
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:34 pm to PurpleandGeauld
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Area 51
Of course.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 7:19 pm to PurpleandGeauld
Definitely X-Ray Vision. You could use it to treat injuries, kill people, prevent terrorism, and see who has good stuff to steal.
I keep a low profile IRL and don't like attention from people I don't know, being President would be torture.
I keep a low profile IRL and don't like attention from people I don't know, being President would be torture.
This post was edited on 6/12/18 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 6/12/18 at 7:31 pm to PurpleandGeauld
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I wonder if Trump has made his visit to Area 51 yet....I would do that right off
Well, we now know for sure that there aren't any aliens secretly living in the U.S. If they were, Trump would tweeted about it by now. He would have said that they were all on his side and that he welcomes their support. That man is addicted to his tweeter.
Posted on 6/12/18 at 7:34 pm to Kentucker
lol, you think they tell the President about ETs? He's a temporary government employee, he doesn't get to know about that stuff.
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