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Posted on 1/19/15 at 4:29 pm to Arkla Missy
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A little nekkidness from the wife goes a long way toward y'all's forgetting about her credit card statement.
Yesss...yesss it does. I get the american express bills.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 4:32 pm to Arkla Missy
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No, I dgaf about what bitch Rebecca from work thinks about me, but if she finds out I have split ends, she'll go running to Tom, the dude in the office I'm crushing on (which bitch Becca knows about), and run her big fat, lying mouth to him about my split ends, making it sound like I have some horrid, communicable disease you can't get rid of. Since he's so ignorant about split ends & women in general, he'll believe her because he doesn't realize he's getting played by an evil bitch, so he'll blow me off - the nice girl who just needs a hair trim & minimal girly crap - and end up with Becca, the royal manipulative high maintenance bitchy whore who has to have 2 bathrooms/dressing rooms just to keep all of her crap in she needs to maintain her "look." He realizes his mistake the first time he spends the night at her place & sees her massive amount of shite strewn all over her bathroom vanities & dressing table, and particularly when he sees her the next morning, in the sunlight, without make-up or her clip-in hair extensions. And since he much prefers bitch Becca's "dolled-up look" over her "morning look," he realizes he'll happily put up with her slobbishness ... He wants a "10" not a "2"- even if it comes from a bottle & a tube (or several dozen) and fake hair & nails.
When it gets back to me through the office grapevine about what Becca the bitch has done & how she manipulated dumbass Tom with lies & superficiality - and it worked - I run right out after work & purchase an SUV-load of new make-up, skin care & hair products (including hair accessories), the newest hair curling & straightening irons, teeth whitening kits, waxing kits & razors, bleaching kits, mani & pedi kits, & a couple dozen bottles of nail polish. I need something new to put all the shite in, so I buy a Chanel handbag. To make myself feel better about spending all of that $$$$ on superficial crap, I buy a couple of complete outfits - jeans, blouse, & boots and a dress & heels. Of course, I must buy new earrings to wear with both, not to mention lacy undergarments, and on my way out of the department store, I pick up a bottle of J'adore - my favorite perfume. When I get home and begin attempting to put all of my new crap away, no doubt I have zero space left for it, so it just goes wherever I can sit it - mainly bathroom vanities & dressing tables, desk, dresser tops, night stands, etc. ... Now, I'm well on my way to becoming a bitchy Becca slob all because Tom was too stupid to know that split ends are harmless & not contagious, and he preferred the superficial, artificial "look" of Becca the bitch which can only be attained through the use of enough cosmetic, skin care, hair, teeth, & nail products to fill up a Walgreens, but must be stored in the available space provided by a home bathroom ... therefore women are forced, by men, to be slobs. Sad, really.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 4:42 pm to Arkla Missy
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And OMG, sweatpants only & no shaving in winter sounds incredible. Frickin men & their expectations.
I have no expectations that my wife shave in the winter, and she doesn't. She puts on pajama pants and a swetashirt as soon as she walks in the door from work in the winter as well. She doesn't have very hairy legs though. I rarely notice in the summer when she does shave her legs.
Now she does take a break from keeping her no-no parts trim and tidy in the winter, but I've never really complained. If I said something, she'd clean it up. She hates my winter beard so I figure it's a trade off.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 5:46 pm to Arkla Missy
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A little nekkidness from the wife goes a long way toward y'all's forgetting about her credit card statement.
So true
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if I even so much as hinted at his helping me fold a load of towels or heat up something in the microwave, I might as well have been asking him to clean toilets in all the Walmarts in Baton Rouge. There was a colossal bitch fit thrown by him every time, so I stopped asking. ... That's ok, though; I despised him being in my kitchen, anyway, dirtying up 10 items just to make Rotel cheese dip, then leaving them all over the counters, unwashed - I'm extremely picky about my kitchen & don't play when it comes to cooking. And I had to re-fold every towel, washcloth, t-shirt, or pair of underwear he ever attempted to fold - something I know he did on purpose to piss me off & get out of helping with - kind of like his taking 4 hours to cut a lawn the size of a postage stamp & whining and bitching like it was 3 football fields, taking water/phone breaks every 10 minutes just to piss me off enough to either do it myself or hire it done.
I'm a better cook than she is, but we really don't cook for each other much since 2/3 of the time we're on different work shifts. And I fold all the laundry usually, too. Usually while I'm watching a game or something. Also because I fold better than she does
Dishes are whoever gets to 'em first. She'll do 'em, but I'm faster at it (thanks to growing up in a large family). quote:
You might wanna watch out for that "don't let yourself go" item on your list. That goes both ways.
Also very true. I never really let myself go, per se, but I'm in much better shape now than I was a couple of years ago, which gets me laid more often, I've noticed
She's awesome, though--always watching her figure and working out constantly. Makes me want to work out more just to keep up with her.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 5:58 pm to cokebottleag
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My wife is half italian
Ask her if you can have a goomar...see what she says.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:00 pm to The Spleen
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Now she does take a break from keeping her no-no parts
Your man card needs revoking for using that term to refer to a pussy.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:40 pm to Bham4Tide
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Women are idiots
Fify
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:03 pm to Stonehog
Well, the way that you whine about dumb shite all the time... you're practically a woman. So...
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:14 pm to CatFan81
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Well, the way that you whine about dumb shite all the time... you're practically a woman. So...
To quote your good friend cock & balls, "shut up Catfan"
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:15 pm to guschamp84
Suck my dick, bitch. 
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:15 pm to BluegrassBelle
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If it was women doing the conditioning we'd live in sweatpants and never shave our legs in the winter. Just sayin'.
Would you still put out? Because after the first year or so of marriage that's all I really care about insofar as looks are concerned.
I really am a simple creature.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:23 pm to BluegrassBelle
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If we had just that, we'd hear about how we've "let ourselves go" from men.
The crap women put themselves through. Stay away from any man who wants a high maintenance woman who has to look her best all the time. I like a naturally pretty woman who doesn't need an hour to look "presentable." I think most men do.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:29 pm to Old Sarge
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Dang Missy, you know how I know you have the day off today?
You need a job to have a day off.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:08 pm to deltaland
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Becca got tom because she threw herself on him and men like easy.
Well, yeah, duh ... One of the main points of the story is that Bitch Becca is a lying, back-stabbing, artificial, manipulative sloot, but Tom the dumbass falls for it because he is superficial and, well, ... stupid. So, now, he has to put up with a girlfriend who's not only a ho & a slob, but a fake & a phony, in her actions as well as in her appearance; hence, her pig sty of a bedroom & bathroom, both overflowing with products to help maintain her superficial & artificial "dolled-up look" and mask her "first thing in the morning" one. ... Not to mention the fact that having an "easy" gf isn't always such a good thing - Tom probably isn't the only one Bitch Becca is being "easy" with. A sloot's gonna sloot - just sayin'. That's a point guys don't take into account much of the time. Those "Becca" types prevent the superficial dumbass "Toms" from thinking with the correct heads, so they get stuck with fake, manipulative, lying, bitchy, slutty, slobs for girlfriends.
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Or she had bigger boobs or a better arse than you.
I failed to mention that Bitch Becca & I are pretty equal in the T&A categories, with the exception of boobs. BB, being as artificial as she is, has had breast augmentation surgery ... at least twice. Since I'm much more of a natural type of girl & can't imagine having huge knockers, I have not. Plus, I've watched that operation being performed, and have helped out a friend after her boob job - there's no frickin way I'm allowing someone to do that to my girls for purely cosmetic reasons. Only unless it is a medical necessity regarding my health, God forbid, will anyone be cutting on them. It is somewhat painful.
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The mistake you women make is thinking men actually care what your face looks like. As long as you aren't dog ugly and have a good body you're fine.
This I call utter bullshite on. Seriously. ... There is a reason the "beauty" industry makes gazillions. Everything from traditional cosmetics to skin care to hair care to toe/fingernails to teeth to anti-aging products to shaving/waxing/bleaching/laser hair removal products to the thousands of oral vitamins & supplements for every external & internal part of the female body are purchased by millions of girls & women, daily, because females are under tremendous pressure to be as attractive as possible, and to maintain that attractiveness as we age, and we certainly do not go through this for our female friends, with the exception of lesbians (nothing wrong with that). Men have made it quite clear for forever that they prefer a "pretty face" over one they consider average or homely. If that were not the case, the beauty & fashion industries would not be nearly as massive as what they are, zillions of dollars would not be spent on marketing & advertising for these products, and women would not continuously spend a major portion of their disposable income on all of these products which clutter our bedrooms, bathrooms, dressing rooms, & closets, making us appear to be slobs.
Yes, women do "beauty" things for themselves, to feel good about themselves, but it would not be nearly to such an extent if men honestly didn't care about women's facial appearances. The vast majority of men very much like a female pretty face. There is nothing intrinsically wrong with that, but putting too much emphasis on superficial things isn't good for anyone. ... If men didn't care about women's faces, there would be no point or reason for female celebrities to wear & endorse the beauty products that they do. Which movies would men go to see or which cds would they buy - the ones with the "made-up" pretty female celebs acting/singing or the ones with cosmetic-less, "plain" or "homely" females? Which pics of these female celebrities are preferred, befores or afters? ...
Yes, pretty faces matter to men; even Barbie knows this.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:09 pm to Stonehog
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You need a job to have a day off.
... I have a job??? ... Why did you think I don't work? This post was edited on 1/19/15 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:15 pm to Arkla Missy
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Yes, pretty faces matter to men; even Barbie knows this.
All women look the same facing away from you and bent over, some are just wider than others.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:21 pm to nc14
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And whatever else applies. Personal choice.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:27 pm to 870Hog
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870Hog
Why are you hiding? ... At least we're off of the religion/atheists/Muslim/race/Arkies hate brown skin topics for a few minutes and have moved on to a sexist one.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:31 pm to Arkla Missy
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I failed to mention that Bitch Becca & I are pretty equal in the T&A categories, with the exception of boobs. BB, being as artificial as she is, has had breast augmentation surgery ... at least twice. Since I'm much more of a natural type of girl & can't imagine having huge knockers, I have not. Plus, I've watched that operation being performed, and have helped out a friend after her boob job - there's no frickin way I'm allowing someone to do that to my girls for purely cosmetic reasons. Only unless it is a medical necessity regarding my health, God forbid, will anyone be cutting on them. It is somewhat painful.
I don't think most guys care if they are fake or not. I dated both and really didn't care one way or the other - well, that is a bit of a lie, I'm not exactly turned on by the saggy pancake ones. My wife just happens to be a D, and even after kids, they are fantastic. No complaints.
And yes, looks do matter. I once saw a chick for while who was absolutely killer in the sack and had a body to die for. She had awesome hair (thick, long, curly, and red) but was just so-so in the face. I could never picture being more than what we were - an occasional lay. That is not shallow, just being honest . . . I think.
And she was a slob too. They all are.
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