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Wisconsin man suffers 100 orgasms a day

Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:54 pm
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:54 pm
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, you never want to have another orgasm as long as you live. But you know what? They just keep on coming.”


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This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 9:01 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:58 pm to
Wisconsin, not Michigan. Dude has some killer tats and highlights though.

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:58 pm to
He's suffering? Crying from his penis?
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:59 pm to
It just hit me, why don't you claim you have a rare form of typographical tourettes and one of your triggers is Islam. You're really a victim and the mods are persecuting you for it.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:01 pm to
Those Yankee states are all the same to me. OP edited.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

t just hit me, why don't you claim you have a rare form of typographical tourettes and one of your triggers is Islam. You're really a victim and the mods are persecuting you for it.




Because I'm an honest man, KS.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:05 pm to
Fine, but if you get banned again that's the justification I'm using to bail you out.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

Wisconsin man suffers 100 orgasms a day

I tried really hard when I was 18 to do the same thing. Never came close to 100 in a day. Damnit, I tried.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:09 pm to
Did you ever know that you're my hero,
You're everything I wish I could be,
And I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings










No homo
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:34 pm to
I've read about this, it sounds like it does actually suck. Happens in women too, and it makes them pretty uninterested in sex.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:00 pm to
Damn, that must be hard on him
Posted by blue_morrison
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:02 pm to
So is he shooting blanks or what
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:30 pm to
He can't be ejaculating with each one, right?

Right?
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:37 am to
quote:

Damn, that must be hard on him


I mean









Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:40 am to
quote:

t just hit me, why don't you claim you have a rare form of typographical tourettes and one of your triggers is Islam. You're really a victim and the mods are persecuting you for it.



Because I'm an honest man, KS.


I remember a man vehemently cheering for Algeria.
Posted by dead money
kyle, tx
Member since Feb 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 3:59 am to
He has a future as a stunt cock
This post was edited on 9/24/14 at 4:00 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/24/14 at 5:02 am to
quote:

He can't be ejaculating with each one, right?


Its dry after 8 times in a 8 hour period
















Ive heard


Posted by Legendary0903
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/24/14 at 11:38 am to
I got 7 orgasms once in a day. Literal pain after the 6th and 7th ones, so I could only imagine 100.
Posted by Duke
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Member since Jan 2008
35607 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 11:47 am to
Diminishing marginal utility
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 12:17 pm to
I'm trying to imagine the source of his condition.

Now, he was getting up from a chair and wrenched his back. His unwanted orgasms began almost immediately.

Since orgasms are involuntary once they begin, I'd have to think that in wrenching his back the nerve associated with orgasms was damaged. He seems to come because of any physical stimulus.

Poor guy. I hope someone can help him. Death by orgasm seems to be a cruel fate.
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