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re: Why do guys wear affliction shirts, wear flat bills and spike their hair up?

Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:19 pm to
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I realize you're an Ole Miss douche who gets off on dressing up for sporting events and acting "classy" which is nothing more than "having money to burn on dress shirts while acting superior to those who don't."

Pretty much.

I'd rather look like a classy douche than a dipshit who doesn't know how to dress his age.
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:20 pm to
I think it's douchey, but to each his own I guess.
Posted by oR33Do
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:20 pm to
Is there something wrong with the faux hawk though? The whole weird spikes looks stupid to me, but the faux hawk isn't nearly as bad..
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:21 pm to
I just went with the first pic I could find. It's more of a package deal.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:23 pm to
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TBird has a classy look


Thanks Belle

Basically, I wear what I want and I make it look good
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:26 pm to
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Basically, I wear what I want


As do I.

quote:

I make it look good


I'd hope my friends would tell me when it doesn't.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:27 pm to
Because the girls that live in the same part of the country that these doucheholes live in find it attractive
Posted by GooseSix
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:29 pm to
What is an affliction shirt?
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
15422 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:30 pm to
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Because the girls that live in the same part of the country that these doucheholes live in find it attractive


I've got a buddy that went to OM that lives in Boston now. He's always talking about how skanky the chicks are and every dude is always decked out in their Tapout gear. Doesn't sound like a place I'd want to live..plus, cold weather sucks.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75761 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:30 pm to
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What is an affliction shirt?

Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75761 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:31 pm to
Women from the Northeast are gross.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:32 pm to
I've lived in the northeast. It does in fact blow especially the NYC metro area. The towns and what not are nice. But the people there...


Posted by Patton
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:32 pm to
Old money northeastern girls
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:33 pm to
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Makes me a little sad actually. A couple of those guys would probably be pretty attractive if they just went with a classier look.


I don't think they need your approval.
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
15422 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:34 pm to
I'm going to visit a buddy in NYC for the first time in a few months. He's already forewarned me about the classless of the population there. Will be interesting.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106115 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:34 pm to
Why do I have a feeling you're rocking a faux hawk and an Affliction shirt as we speak.

And you're right, they don't. Which is fine by me. Doesn't make me any less sad that a hot guy might be so misguided. I'll kick it with my attractive, classy guy instead.
This post was edited on 2/2/13 at 3:35 pm
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
21930 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:35 pm to
Oh my gay.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32656 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:36 pm to
Your going to surrounded by more hipsters than guidos in the city.

Guidos are more prevalent in Long Island, Jeresy, and Westchester
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29598 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:37 pm to
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Why do I have a feeling you're rocking a faux hawk and an Affliction shirt as we speak.


lol I could never pull that off - I'm not built, I don't go tanning, and my hair is thinning. However, if a guy feels comfortable going with that style, then whatever. Not every guy is out there to be the arm candy for pretentious girls like you.
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
15422 posts
Posted on 2/2/13 at 3:37 pm to
Can't stand hipsters. They're neck and neck with the affliction crowd for biggest douchecanoes in my book.
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