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re: Who are your favorite comedians?

Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Suck a bag of dicks.


A whole bag of them? Do you suck the bag? Do you suck each dick individually?








Do they all have to cum?
Posted by sowega dawg
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:17 pm to
Listening to a lot of Rodney carrington on pandora these days.
Posted by harmonics
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:27 pm to
I
quote:

A whole bag of them? Do you suck the bag? Do you suck each dick individually?


Is it a plastic bag and they are all sticking together like chicken parts? Or are they in a paper bag sticking out like baguettes?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:40 pm to
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Is it a plastic bag and they are all sticking together like chicken parts? Or are they in a paper bag sticking out like baguettes?





That and "Pig Newtons" made me cry laughing.


"I'm not even using memory here, I'M READING THE BOX THAT THE shite CAME OUT OF"

"DOES THIS TASTE LIKE A PORK COOKIE, MOTHER frickER"
Posted by harmonics
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:47 pm to


When you get chance, check out the special he does when he talks about Bill Gates wealth and what he would do with 85 billion dollars. Pretty funny.

Bah, here it is.

shite arse Pet frickers

This post was edited on 3/16/13 at 9:52 pm
Posted by cas4t
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 9:48 pm to
Chris Rock

Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:17 pm to
Richard Pryor
Hannibal Buress
Nic Guyton
Bernie Mac
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:21 pm to
Russell Peters
LINK

Chris Rock
Chris Tucker
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:22 pm to
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wdeinttown


Only other person to mention Patrice O'Neal. Likely the only other person to know comedy for what it should be. to you.

ETA: LINK
This post was edited on 3/16/13 at 10:24 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 10:56 pm to
Norm Macdonald
Dana Carvey
Brian Regan
Posted by laxer17
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 11:07 pm to
Tosh
Kevin hart
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 11:20 pm to
Jeselnik is hilarious but I always feel like I should go to confession or something after watching him. Dude has absolutely no limits.
Posted by GenesChin
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Posted on 3/16/13 at 11:23 pm to
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Jeselnik is hilarious but I always feel like I should go to confession or something after watching him. Dude has absolutely no limits.


Ditto.


I love Hannibal Buress. Makes me feel "Urban" when I listen to him. And not like inner city but the way white people use it as a PC way to refer to black
Posted by Brodeur
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/17/13 at 2:49 am to
1. Louis CK
2. Daniel Tosh
3. Gary Gulman
4. Nick Swardson
5. Dave Attell

Gary Gulman is probably the funniest live, followed by Swardson
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 3/17/13 at 3:20 am to
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Jim Jefferies



FINALLY!!!


Hands down funniest MF'r on the planet. Gets attacked on stage, helps propel his career. One of his videos I saw on Youtube he breaks it down like a MNF commentator. Very witty, very offensive, very fits right in my laughter zone and f'd up sense of humor.
Posted by lake2280
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Posted on 3/17/13 at 10:19 am to
John caparulo is pretty damn funny. Katt Williams also has some moments.
Posted by DriveByBBQ
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Posted on 3/17/13 at 11:01 am to
Bill Hicks
Dave Chappelle
George Carlin
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