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re: What's the most embarrassing place you've puked? (Drunks now welcome)

Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:50 pm to
I threw up in the middle of a restaurant in Tuscaloosa. Looked up and realized the people whose table I puked in were best friends of my roommates sister.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 2:57 pm to
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My mom had just gotten breast implants,


pics?



I can't remember an embarrassing puke but the most public probably was on big brother night freshman year. I threw up all over the bar after too many bourbon shots in quick succession and was promptly kicked out.
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:00 pm to
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 10:19 am
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:02 pm to
No, there was only one person sober enough to drive.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:12 pm to
New Orleans Bar and Grille on HWY 69. It was before I was 21 and the bartender would serve me and my buddies. Took a shot of Wild Turkey and it didn't sit well.
Posted by oklahogjr
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:15 pm to
in my bar that i'm a regular at. Got lucky the lady working that night really liked me and it wasn't that busy I was still ashamed and caught a lot of shite about it from the owner. And when I say in the bar I mean physically at the bar.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:17 pm to
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And when I say in the bar I mean physically at the bar.


yep same as me. I was sitting down and conveniently covered the top of the bar. the bartenders were not amused.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16302 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:20 pm to
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New Orleans Bar and Grille on HWY 69
Haha, that place sucked donkey balls.
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This isn't a puke story, but it was embarrassing. A guy I knew, really more a friend of a friend, had just broken up with this psycho girl an hour before he met us out at Buffalo Phil's, on the strip in Tuscaloosa.

He tried to let her down without saying "it was her," so he made up a story about another woman. Psycho Suzy tracked him down in there and with the place packed out with a dinner crowd, she stormed up to his table, screamed, "you fricking bastard!" and slapped him square across the jaw. The entire place went silent.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:30 pm to
Ya, it wasnt great, but I could drink there without an ID
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:33 pm to
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I can't remember the last time I threw up non-drunk, tbh.

Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:36 pm to
Phonebooth
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:37 pm to
On my ex. At night. On the beach. Tequila.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16302 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:47 pm to
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On my ex. At night. On the beach. Tequila.
Pre or post bolt ons?
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:49 pm to
Garbage can in the men's room at a Waffle House on St. Simon's Island. Place was packed, went in and absolutely threw up my colon. When I came out, got a round of applause, apparently I was quite loud.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:50 pm to
I don't remember actually doing it but puked on my ex in the middle of the night after drinking Everclear and Tahitian Punch. When he woke up I just played it off like it must've been him.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
40186 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:50 pm to
Different girl. We broke up shortly after that.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

I actually had the swine flu. I was one of the first cases of the outbreak
I had both the swine flu and regular flu that season, about 2 months apart. Sucked.
Posted by UncleTupelo
Johns Creek, GA
Member since Jan 2013
186 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:16 pm to
Back in 2000, I puked in an ice machine at hotel in Myrtle Beach.

I calmly and quietly closed the lid and returned to my room to resume my intoxication.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41275 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:21 pm to
My best friends moms bible in 9th grade.
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
11241 posts
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:22 pm to
On my ex on a park bench.

Close second on the stair master at the gym after a long night.
This post was edited on 1/24/13 at 5:26 pm
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