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cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2830 posts

What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
Growing up, it was acceptable to pretty much fart whenever when you’re at your house. We didn’t really think it was necessary to go to the bathroom for that. That’s a bit too much effort. The women would try to avoid doing it around other people for the most part though.

What about y’all? There seems to be a wide range of opinions on this.


awestruck
Auburn Fan
Member since Jan 2015
6530 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
Once upon a time . ..

One of my little brother's brought a girl home for dinner and while we were enjoying the meal a belch came from somewhere. Wasn't real sure, then she quipped, "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it". Never did see she her again.

... jus another once upon a time.


Buckeye Jeaux
LSU Fan
Member since May 2018
15854 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
Sounds like a keeper to me. So, maybe it was mom that belched


massilsu
Ohio Fan
Canton
Member since Sep 2020
103 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
farting 100% allowed anywhere ..but my mom said no bare arse forced bc mud will spray on walls sometimes


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rantfan
LSU Fan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
13116 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
Not at the dinner table.


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Switchback
Tennessee Fan
Member since Oct 2020
537 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
One can fart anywhere but next to the moonshine still


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tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
17 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
I live alone so wherever, whenever.


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UKWildcats
Kentucky Fan
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
5865 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
A man's house is his castle. If you cant fart wherever you want there, you need to do some serious soul searching about your relationship.


Bigbens42
Auburn Fan
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
2060 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
Anywhere is acceptable, but a courteous warning is expected if it's going to be a bad one.


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gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
7193 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
I'm especially proud of the "SBD" crawfish boil garlic farts while in bed with the wife and pull the covers over her head for the full effect.


cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2830 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
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I'm especially proud of the "SBD" crawfish boil garlic farts while in bed with the wife and pull the covers over her head for the full effect.


Does she ever get you back?


gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
7193 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
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Does she ever get you back?


Hell yeah, she knows how to play the game.


TheDeathValley
LSU Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
12668 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
I try to avoid catering near my daughter. Just doesn’t feel right. I’ll fart near my son all day though.


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cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2830 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
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Hell yeah, she knows how to play the game.


Nice

What food combo seems to produce the deadliest gas for her? Can she compete with your crawfish and garlic farts?


gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
7193 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
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What food combo seems to produce the deadliest gas for her?


Food combo???? I think she can almost fart on command sometimes.

And even though she swears her farts don't stink, I know better. It's just that her sense of smell is prejudiced in her favor.


rich4pres
Tennessee Fan
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
6248 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
Blame it on the dog.


ShaneTheMaster
LSU Fan
Tampa, FL
Member since Nov 2009
1693 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
One of the reasons I left my wife couple years back. Every time I belched or let one loose, she made a big deal out of it, and I should be able to do it my own house, she could never just laugh it off.


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awestruck
Auburn Fan
Member since Jan 2015
6530 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
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And even though she swears her farts don't stink, I know better. It's just that her sense of smell is prejudiced in her favor.


Hmmm. . . thought it was bloated and anything further a poot?


cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2830 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
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Hmmm. . . thought it was bloated and anything further a poot?



Does your significant other “poot” in front of you?


awestruck
Auburn Fan
Member since Jan 2015
6530 posts

re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?
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Does your significant other “poot” in front of you?

Nawh, never, de nada, not once . . .*










(* but never married)


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