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re: What does it feel like to be ugly?

Posted on 10/30/15 at 9:57 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90816 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 9:57 pm to
You're attractive and you have to use tinder to get laid.

You must have no game at all
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:12 pm to
I don't get the whole tinder thing...

It's full of skank arse hoes who have crotch rot.

But hey...if you're into that then go for it.

Just double wrap it before you do the nasty.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:16 pm to
I suppose the fine girls on there have no game either?
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

I suppose the fine girls on there have no game either?


They may just be lazy or just looking to get a free dinner and drinks.
Posted by swhog355
Member since Aug 2015
138 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:38 pm to
I don't think there are 800 people on tinder in my radius man or woman lol
Posted by AirDawg
The Great State of Calm
Member since Feb 2013
2015 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 1:22 am to
I know the feeling. My family are all attractive. I've got an older sister that looks just like Shannon Tweed. A younger one that looks like Blake Lively and two Brothers that look like Liev Schreiber and Brad Pitt. Growing up guys either didn't like me and wanted to fight me or wanted to be my friend so I could hook them up. I've had various girls whom I didn't know claim I was the father of their child (and we were never together!)! Girls always asked me out even before it was socially part of the norm. Teachers and Professors automatically were friendly and gave me "As" even when I slept in class. Girls would offer to write my papers or do my homework. I even had one teacher sit in my lap on one occasion, corner me in the pool on another, and my coach would offer up a six pack after school.

Don't even get me started on the free stuff or discount perks of being hot. Free rental cars, give always at the hunting club, huge discounts on flights or just bumps to first class, free or discounted clothes, dinners, cruises, and constant invites on trips. I've even ordered food and when I got to the window the girl gave it to me free and her number.

I even had a female drill instructor whistle at me in boot camp! ITS A FRICKIN BURDEN!
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11828 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 8:45 am to
Being ugly sucks. But I'm sure it sucks to be short or dumb also. Btw you sound like a total douche.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28126 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 9:10 am to
I am glad you ask this question, I meet many people like you. Seems like things come easier to you when you are beautiful..it's not an illusion, that shite is real.

I am not totally ugly,but I knew growing up,that I wasn't a prize bull, so I just got really good at being myself,and Holy shite,people like me anyway!

The biggest problem that I have found,is that I wear a lot of scars now,it's like a badge..dude doesn't stop. I know I am getting used by the pretty people,they are afraid of dirt and blood and scars,but that's fine, I like myself. I know stuff.

When I was young, teens or twenties. I might have gladly traded places with you,not now.


Pretty people are expendable, survivors are not.

This post was edited on 10/31/15 at 9:54 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 10:08 am to
Feels pretty good.

What god took away in the looks department they made up in other areas. While women may have issues being seen in public with me they have no problems in private. I probably did your GF or your mom but you will never know because they will never tell.

The best part is not having to cough of the dough for an expensive date. Not saying I am really ugly but you decide from this pic of me in my youth

PIC
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28126 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 10:34 am to
Damn Cheese, we might be related.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27378 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

BowlJackson


Do you know how we know you're ugly as frick?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 10:39 am to
Could be, I have several Auburn alums in the family.

Course they are on the female side so they got the looks. Just the men look like me. Weird how it split along the male / female lines.

No, no pics will be posted as she fed me last night and is already married w kids.
Posted by MSU5
Memphis
Member since Aug 2011
3411 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 10:41 am to
quote:

BowlJackson


I have to say, you are the most insecure person I have ever come across. This is phenomenal. College is going to destroy you.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22092 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 11:49 am to
Ugly fracks have to use tinder to find women.

You young guys don't know shite about picking up ladies.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

College is going to destroy you.


Im 24
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Ugly fracks have to use tinder to find women.

You young guys don't know shite about picking up ladies.


Actually ugly "fracks" can't pick up girls on Tinder. The girls on there are shallow as frick.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 6:12 pm to
Heard this board got bombed Monteg style as well.

I was posting in the thread on tScoreBoard and went to post a reply and boom...there it was. I think it was either a Monteg alter....could've been a Catfan81 alter.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 6:24 pm to
Today? Wasn't me
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

How do you do your hair?


I put a hat on to hide the increasing bald spot and reseeding hairline .
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 10/31/15 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

I am attractive.


quote:

I currently have 848 Tinder matches so this perplexes me.


Yeah sure. An attractive person needs to scrape diseases on tinder.

Loser
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