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re: Went to an adult store for the first time..
Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:18 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:18 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Your dad used to pay you $20 to let him see you naked. Didn’t he?
Posted on 2/19/19 at 7:39 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Mississippi State.
Such is the paradigm within which they live their lives.
Such is the paradigm within which they live their lives.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:23 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Mississippi State.
Such is the paradigm within which they live their lives.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 4:53 pm to BowlJackson
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I've never been to a strip club either, don't let these pervs hassle you
Posted on 2/20/19 at 5:31 pm to coachcrisp
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It all makes sense now! No wonder you're the way you are.
A lifetime of pent up aggression.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:07 pm to Hogwarts
My girlfriend and I go all the time.
No big deal.
No big deal.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 6:29 pm to BoozeDawg
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You should go to a strip club with her. Get the couple's dance. Have the wife go up on stage when they pull out the kiddie pool and have a little fun.
who the hell would downvote this??
People who don’t have herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, HPV...., you get the picture. Lol!
Posted on 3/5/19 at 5:13 am to Hogwarts
I travel a lot and like to visit adult stores in every new city. My gf and I often buy sex toys, we like to try smth new. In our last trip to Prague we even tried erotic massage in one local parlour here. It was amazing, the masseuse knows her stuff. I think such experiments with toys and massages can help to bring back the passion into relationship.
This post was edited on 3/8/19 at 5:10 am
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:22 pm to Hogwarts
This is an interesting shop I often go there for special lubricants and costumes for my wife. 
Posted on 12/1/20 at 5:22 am to LouisvilleKat
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I don't really see a point to strip clubs. Between the ages of 18 - 20 it seemed pretty exciting, but these days I can go to any bar and buy women who don't want to sleep with me drinks. I will say going to the strip club with my girlfriend or even just my female friends in college was always a blast. Mostly just because apparently all strippers want in life is another woman to comfortably/uncomfortably snuggle up to.
Porn shops are always hilarious. The dildo wall looks like an alien death ray assortment.
The point of a strip club is to act as a legal front for a brothel. All of them offer far more than mere private dances....its all there for the asking. The only reason people will argue this point is based on a misconception that a prostitute will frick anyone with the price of admission in their wallet...this is categorically not true...it is true that there is a prostitute who will frick anyone with the price of admission, but it is not a case of all of them doing anyone...they do pick and choose. I dated a stripper for a while (not nearly as glamorous as it sounds, she danced at a biker bar in an industrial area of Atlanta....not the Gold Club or the Cheetah by ANY stretch of the imagination). I also have a friend who is married to a woman who once was a stripper at the Gold Club...she and I good friends also. Finally, my son has an affinity for dating stripppers...little bastard lives with 3 in midtown as we speak.....there is not a stripper who has worked in the job any length of time who did not work a side hustle. Never. And they do so with the house taking a rake.
I did a sizeable remodel project at a strip club in Athens and got to know the "talent" scout very well. Black dude who could not tolerate white people and made no bones about it....but kind of tolerated me out of necessity. This dude was, in every sense of the word, that clubs pimp....classic pimping...and the house took a rake. These were, indeed, college girls almost exclusively....there is a lot of truth to that myth, at least in this and one lingerie store in Athens (this one may be closed now...the strip club is still open and has been for YEARS). ALL strip clubs are a legal front for a brothel and the house takes a rake...if you have tried to buy sex in a strip club and failed it ain't because they don't sell sex, its because, for whatever reason, that instance, they determined not to sell sex to you.
Posted on 12/1/20 at 5:41 am to Vols&Shaft83
Very funny...and good times for an adult son and a father.
I went to one in Germany to get the wife something for valentines day...actually something for both of us because I am a romantic. As I was purusing the amazing variations of plastic peckers available a gorgeous young lady approached me and asked if there was anything I would like to see demonstrated. Like asking a fat kid in a candy store if anything caught his eye. I always thought the private rooms in these places were for rubbing one out but apparently in at least this one place they served that purpose was well as providing a place for store employees to demonstrate the wares. That young lady was a helluva salesperson...I bought way more than I intended to based on her obvious expert opinion. She even installed the batteries and threw in the lube for free....the epitome of high end service, all the way around....
I went to one in Germany to get the wife something for valentines day...actually something for both of us because I am a romantic. As I was purusing the amazing variations of plastic peckers available a gorgeous young lady approached me and asked if there was anything I would like to see demonstrated. Like asking a fat kid in a candy store if anything caught his eye. I always thought the private rooms in these places were for rubbing one out but apparently in at least this one place they served that purpose was well as providing a place for store employees to demonstrate the wares. That young lady was a helluva salesperson...I bought way more than I intended to based on her obvious expert opinion. She even installed the batteries and threw in the lube for free....the epitome of high end service, all the way around....
Posted on 12/1/20 at 8:41 am to Gtmodawg
What a strange bump. I think bots are bumping these old threads.
Posted on 12/3/20 at 1:03 pm to BoozeDawg
A bunch of uber religous prudes. South has a lot of them here.
Posted on 12/5/20 at 8:36 pm to MarcusATLSU
I went to one with a female friend when I lived in Montgomery. We were just looking around the place. They had a few people in there and they didn't look trashy. When we walked to the back of the store we saw a middle aged female clerk showing a young couple the store's newest dildo that had just arrived the previous day at the store. We watched the lady explain how the dildo worked to the young couple. You push a button and the dildo starts thrusting like a penis would when you screw a girl. The whole time it is thrusting, the dildo actually starts getting warm. After ten minutes a warm liquid shoots out of the dildo. The liquid can be anything that you choose to put in it such as liquid soap, hand cream etc. I found the clerk explaining how that thing worked very interesting. The young couple purchased the dildo that came with accessories. I went to the adult store in Montgomery that is off the Blvd. and across the street from the old Montgomery Mall. That mall closed after a big fight in the food court. I think it was between two gangs. They had a long line of cars leaving the mall after the fight because the police were checking the cars that were leaving. That mall was like Cortana but it was a bit smaller than Cortana. Eastdale Mall is the place to go now but I heard that it too is beginning to have problems.
Posted on 12/11/20 at 3:34 pm to Hogwarts
What do they have that you can't order from Amazon and save the embarrassment?
Posted on 12/12/20 at 9:17 am to Hogwarts
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Considering I have never been to one personally, probably not. Unless she really pushed me to go to one, then I would think it's a trap
I‘ve heard that strip clubs are fun for straight women. They get a lot of attention from the dancers and it makes them feel a little pimpish and strangely turned on as do their male companions.
Supposedly anyway...
Posted on 12/12/20 at 3:06 pm to DownSouthJukin
It’s always been Sodom baw...
Posted on 12/13/20 at 5:46 am to Hogwarts
Lowe’s? Home Depot? NAPA? Which adult store in particular?
Posted on 12/14/20 at 3:59 pm to Hogwarts
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My wife may/may not be one of them.
She is.
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