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Went to an adult store for the first time..

Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:10 am
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:10 am
On Saturday night, my wife and I went to an adult store. I had made it 31 years without going. The 60 year old lady there had seen some things, she was entertaining to say the least. It was eye opening, my takeaway is there are some kinky people in the world.
My wife may/may not be one of them.

I know, CSB.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:23 am to
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adult store


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60 year old lady



Congrats
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:27 am to
Last time I went to one we had eaten a bunch of mushrooms and we couldn't stop laughing at the wall of dildos and got asked to leave by the manager.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 4:10 pm to
Some guy came in the store while we were in there and asked if she had the gray pills in stock. Ole baw was hunting the peptides I guess
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 4:15 pm to
Went one time as a teenager.

Not my thing.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 4:32 pm to
You should go to a strip club with her. Get the couple's dance. Have the wife go up on stage when they pull out the kiddie pool and have a little fun.
Posted by BoozeDawg
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Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

On Saturday night, my wife and I went to an adult store. I had made it 31 years without going. The 60 year old lady there had seen some things, she was entertaining to say the least. It was eye opening, my takeaway is there are some kinky people in the world.
My wife may/may not be one of them.

I know, CSB.





Posted by BoozeDawg
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Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:39 pm to
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You should go to a strip club with her. Get the couple's dance. Have the wife go up on stage when they pull out the kiddie pool and have a little fun.


who the hell would downvote this??
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:02 pm to
Betasexuals.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:17 pm to
If I don’t know what a betasexual is, does that make me one?
Posted by BoozeDawg
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1465 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:37 pm to
1,000%
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27182 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:39 pm to
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If I don’t know what a betasexual is, does that make me one?


Probably.

But let's find out.

Would you take your wife to a strip club?

I'm talking a relatively nice place-not a shithole.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 10:41 pm
Posted by BoozeDawg
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Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:44 pm to
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Would you take your wife to a strip club?



2 part question

Would you pay for her lapdances and then hit the champagne room together for group activities
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:50 am to
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who the hell would downvote this??


There's two so I'd say my ex-husband who's pissed his current wife won't go and his straight laced wife who's pissed my ex-husband wants her to go.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:34 am to
Buncha damn preverts up in here. The OTB has turned into a regular Sodom and Gomorrah.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 3:12 am to
Probably explains why the traffic has picked up so much on tOTB recently. Everybody knows all rantards are on the cusp of the barely acceptable moral and mental standards category. Now we have a place to freely express our debauchery without fear of persecution.

Unless it's a pronbomb. We still haven't progressed to openly allowing those yet. Though I've noticed a trend on a delay in the time it takes for those threads to be whacked.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 8:40 am to
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Would you take your wife to a strip club?

I'm talking a relatively nice place-not a shithole.


Considering I have never been to one personally, probably not. Unless she really pushed me to go to one, then I would think it's a trap
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27182 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:04 am to
Betasexual status confirmed.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 10:05 am
Posted by BoozeDawg
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Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18044 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:35 am to
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Betasexual status confirmed.




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