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Posted on 3/18/14 at 8:47 pm to The Spleen
Posted on 3/18/14 at 8:47 pm to The Spleen
I got hammered and woke up in the middle of the forest. took me hours to find my way out 
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Posted on 3/18/14 at 11:26 pm to The Spleen
I was salvaging a brand-new metal roof off a friend's house after Katrina (I had permission, btw), only person in the entire neighborhood at the time and some rando, tricked-out Chevy truck pulls up. This dude gets out and walks up to me and asks about the roof, I tell him what I'm doing, and he makes small-talk about all the storm damage. Things take a turn for the weird real quick when he asks me if I watch porn. I'm thinking wtf and I'm pretty mentally fried after losing everything I owned a week before, so I think, why not see where this frick-up is going with this? I say yeah, sometimes, and he proceeds to tell me that he works for Vivid Video, hands me his business card, and asks if I ever thought about "acting". I straight up told the guy he was fricking nuts and he brushed the comment off like a car salesman. Said that the shooting he produces is all done in NOLA, and he even had a few teachers like me that did it on the side for extra cash. I told him thanks for the offer and cracked my arse up the rest of the day. Most surreal thing I've ever witnessed, standing there in utter destruction being offered a job in porn.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 11:46 pm to CroakaBait
You tweaked you should've taken him up on his offer
Posted on 3/18/14 at 11:52 pm to soleckma
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You tweaked you should've taken him up on his offer
Meh. Probably not as much fun as you'd think with a camera crew and a director barking out orders to PIIHB. Plus, eventually he's going to have a family that could potentially find out. He could've been living with the consequences long after the nut was forgotten and the money spent.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 11:57 pm to NIH
You have a way with words. In all seriousness, that was a very cool story.
And I really liked this line:
Truest thing I ever read
And I really liked this line:
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and then she says what every man wants to hear “I want to make you cum in my mouth.”
Truest thing I ever read
Posted on 3/19/14 at 12:04 am to King Tiger Tank
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I got hammered and woke up in the middle of the forest. took me hours to find my way out
Woke up hammered at a fly in lodge, no one else around for 60 miles. Had to use a satellite phone to get a plane to come in and get me.
Lost my car for 4 days once
Woke up married in Reno. Unfortunately I wasn't the night before.
Those are just a few reasons I no longer drink.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 12:10 am to Tantal
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Meh. Probably not as much fun as you'd think with a camera crew and a director barking out orders to PIIHB. Plus, eventually he's going to have a family that could potentially find out. He could've been living with the consequences long after the nut was forgotten and the money spent.
Plus the part where the guy asked me if I'd be self-conscious about my balls touching some other dude's balls if we were dp'ing some chick. When he said that I just busted out laughing. Didn't even phase ole boy.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 12:19 am to MasCervezas
Thx 
Posted on 3/19/14 at 11:02 am to NIH
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I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 11:16 am to The Spleen
possibly this thread
Posted on 3/19/14 at 4:41 pm to NIH
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NIH
Posted on 3/19/14 at 5:42 pm to The Spleen
Probably one of the burn festivals that I attended, I ate about a quarter ounce of mushrooms and some MDMA., and smoked some DMT at a later point. Hard to point of specifics, given my state of mind, but it was very surreal. Not unpleasant, but profoundly strange.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 5:47 pm to NIH
That is the greatest story ever told. I laughed and I cried. 
Posted on 3/19/14 at 5:49 pm to HempHead
^^ Similar experience at a music festival.
I never could figure out if it was really happening or not though. There was some sort of impromptu renaissance parade at 3:30 in the morning when I was on a similar mix but k instead of mushrooms. People were playing old old sounding and looking instruments and hop skipping down the road in between the tents singing some old high english song. And just like that they were gone around the bend. at least 25-30 people were involved in this thing.
I never could figure out if it was really happening or not though. There was some sort of impromptu renaissance parade at 3:30 in the morning when I was on a similar mix but k instead of mushrooms. People were playing old old sounding and looking instruments and hop skipping down the road in between the tents singing some old high english song. And just like that they were gone around the bend. at least 25-30 people were involved in this thing.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 5:52 pm to NIH
Don't believe it but if true you are a fool.
That girl was ready to stick a finger up your arse for her first time.
And you let her get away just cause you accidentally shite on her parents bed. For shame.
That girl was ready to stick a finger up your arse for her first time.
And you let her get away just cause you accidentally shite on her parents bed. For shame.
Posted on 3/19/14 at 6:03 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I had an old hippie give what was allegedly a quaalude at a party back in the early 90's. Apparently at the time Mexico was the only place to still get legit ones, so not sure if it actually was one or not. All I remember is sitting on a couch for the entire party and it was like the party was a movie playing out in front of me in slow motion. People would talk to me but I couldn't make the connection from my brain to my mouth to speak back. I probably creeped a bunch of people out, but it was pretty fun. Would do it again. 
Posted on 3/19/14 at 6:07 pm to NIH
Posted on 3/20/14 at 12:06 am to NIH
Posted on 3/20/14 at 12:52 am to Blizzard of Chizz
Posted on 3/20/14 at 1:07 am to NIH
sluts and drugs are not weird. they are kinda self explanatory. therefore, i dont really have any experiences that i would consider especially weird
except one thing:
except one thing:
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