tOfficial OT Your mama joke thread

yo mama built like a bucket

Yo mama so fat she lives in Mississippi

I’m trying, but I can’t see cause yo mama blocked out the sun.

Your momma is so ugly when she gives you oral it counts as anal.

Yo mama so ugly










that’s it. the bitch just ugly

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ahhhh so close to your age got it

You’re mama’s so poor the bank just foreclosed her cardboard box

You’re mama’s so fat when she gets a pedicure, she has to take their word for it.

You’re mama’s teeth so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down.

Yo momma got wooden tits and breastfeeds beavers.

Yo momma is so fat that when you tell her to haul arse she has to make two trips.