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re: tOfficial OT Your mama joke thread

Posted on 2/25/20 at 5:11 am to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16195 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 5:11 am to
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her.
Posted by Buddy2012
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
2861 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:27 pm to
Yo mama is so fat she went to the beach and green peace tried to throw her back in.

Yo mama so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out the front door with a spoon.

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked Home Depot gave her a job making keys.

Yo mamas arse is so big when she flys the airline charges her $50 fee to take it on board.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8150 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:38 pm to
Yo momma is so ugly, when she walked into church, Jesus jumped off the cross and said I quit
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6896 posts
Posted on 2/28/20 at 7:48 pm to
Why are there never any "Your Daddy" joke threads ?
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