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re: Swamp Crotch prevention (Alahunter, help has come)
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:24 pm to PrivatePublic
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:24 pm to PrivatePublic
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Is it weird that I got a boner reading this?
Would be weird if you didn't.
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:38 pm to Duke
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I know. Though threads like this would highlight the down side of smell o internets.
I was thinking more along the lines of chocolate chip cookies and baking bread.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 2:58 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I was sweating this problem for my upcoming weekend costumed excursion to Dragon Con, now a proud owner of a tube of "Fresh Balls".
Unfortunately, under the tab "Where did you here about us?", FleshEatingSalsa was not an option. So no royalties to you I'm afraid.
They've also got "Fresh Feet" and "Fresh Breast"
Unfortunately, under the tab "Where did you here about us?", FleshEatingSalsa was not an option. So no royalties to you I'm afraid.
They've also got "Fresh Feet" and "Fresh Breast"
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:06 pm to Bellabama
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I don't get swamp twat. I keep myself ventilated and my fragrance is beguiling.
The aroma of fresh baked cup cakes was my first thought. Weird.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:09 pm to Bellabama
Thats just a tease though. I'd write a virus and make every computer pump out the smell of bacon frying.
Society would drop into chaos.
Society would drop into chaos.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:10 pm to Duke
Actually, it'd bring world peace. Imagine breaking down the will of Islamic fascists with that virus. Porking for World Peace.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:13 pm to Alahunter
I think we have a different definition of "porking". Sure the islam nuts would be tempted by the power of salt and pork fat. Those of us who know the glory of bacon would go crazy smelling it and not getting a taste
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:32 pm to five_fivesix
quote:Some GiGi's cup cakes...
The aroma of fresh baked cup cakes was my first thought. Weird.
Damn it stop just stop....I don't need any damn cup cakes and now they're calling me....
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:36 pm to Legend13
They just opened up near here not too long ago. Worth a trip/price to get some?
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:38 pm to MagillaGuerilla
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They've also got "Fresh Breast"
Do they take C.O.D. orders?
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:42 pm to Bellabama
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I don't get swamp twat. I keep myself ventilated and my fragrance is beguiling.
I love you so much.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:44 pm to Bellabama
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I keep myself ventilated and my fragrance is beguiling.
Does it smell like fresh cookies and puppy breath?
Posted on 8/16/13 at 3:57 pm to Alahunter
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GiGi's cup cakes
quote:This^^^
Worth a trip/price to get some?
At the Bama/aTm game last year they had a tent set up or it could've been a sorority giving them away and they had about 10 to 15 boxes. It was right before the game started. I was drunk and grabbed as many cup cakes as I could carry without having to put my beer down at the same time.
GiGi's cup cakes in one hand and Yuengling in the other.
This post was edited on 8/16/13 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 8/16/13 at 4:31 pm to GTHTSUN
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Extra points will be given in cases to where you actually wear the panties on the drive to my house and you allow me to take them off.
You're trying too hard
Posted on 8/16/13 at 5:11 pm to GATADawgs
If even one of them do it then it was well worth it. You jelly I got panties coming my way?
This post was edited on 8/16/13 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 8/16/13 at 5:57 pm to GTHTSUN
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This gives me an idea. How bout the LLOTSECROT do a smell off? Each of you can mail out a pair of worn panties to me and I'll let you know who has the most intoxicating smell. Ladies, please don't bombard me with replies though. Please form a line and send me your personal email address. I will then send you my address so you can mail it to me. Extra points will be given in cases to where you actually wear the panties on the drive to my house and you allow me to take them off.
You know, I've said some pretty creepy things in my time here, but this is possibly the creepiest thing I've ever read on here.
Trillhog would find this creepy, and he is trillhog.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 6:33 pm to ThaKaptin
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You know, I've said some pretty creepy things in my time
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I love you so much.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 6:36 pm to Nortizzle
To be fair, declaring internet love is different than asking girls to submit worn panties to be sniffed.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 6:39 pm to Bellabama
True. Depends on the level of Internet love and how they are declaring it.
Posted on 8/16/13 at 6:45 pm to Nortizzle
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