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re: Spinoff Thread: What was your first sex position?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:33 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:33 am to TbirdSpur2010
She was fine and older. Don't regret a thing. I think she's married now 
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Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:34 am to TbirdSpur2010
Her on top, she was 5 years older than me and drunk, basically got raped, not that I said no, or was complaining lol.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:36 am to CrimsonFever
Great thing about one of my bodacious babes was her ovaries were removed so she couldn't have kids. I was 19 and she was 24, so needless to say, I camped my Real estate in her place of worship for a solid week 
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:37 am to CrimsonFever
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basically got raped
You poor thing. Rape is terrible.
Lucky fricking bastard
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:38 am to FourThreeForty
Posted on 7/17/13 at 12:38 am to TbirdSpur2010
Zima is a hell of a drug.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 1:05 am to TbirdSpur2010
Cowgirl, she enjoyed the ride 
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:11 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:54 am to TbirdSpur2010
Missionary
... Moms walked in the bedroom 30 minutes later and said it smelled like a wet cat.
Fvcking Phillipinos
... Moms walked in the bedroom 30 minutes later and said it smelled like a wet cat.
Fvcking Phillipinos
Posted on 7/17/13 at 6:55 pm to FourThreeForty
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I wonder if anybody here's dated a squirter haha
Not dated but I've had sex with one a few times. Always had to change the sheets
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:49 pm to TbirdSpur2010
one handed.
wait...
wait...
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:10 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I got ridden after being blown for a bit. It wasn't a long ride, but I'm pretty sure we made it past the 8 second mark
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:21 pm to TbirdSpur2010
The Alabama Crag Dangle
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:22 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Hunched over your mother.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:30 pm to CrimsonFever
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You mean reverse cowgirl?Or are you a gay man?Not that there's anything wrong with that.
You clearly are not familiar with various sexual positions. The reverse cowboy is a very real thing.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:46 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I was 15. Boring missionary (him on top), on Valentines Day And I guess. it was good. I remember that it hurt, a lot.
Neither of us really knew what the hell we were doing.
And he lost his V-card that day too, and was my highschool sweetheart.
and now he's a dirty hippie that sells pot in Colorado.
And I guess. it was good. I remember that it hurt, a lot. Neither of us really knew what the hell we were doing.
And he lost his V-card that day too, and was my highschool sweetheart.
and now he's a dirty hippie that sells pot in Colorado.
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:07 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:09 pm to AUnite
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and now he's a dirty hippie that sells pot in Colorado.
And they all lived happily ever after. The end
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:09 pm to PepaSpray
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Hunched over your mother.
Took awhile for this one
Posted on 7/17/13 at 11:14 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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And they all lived happily ever after. The end
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