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re: Sleep with Leslie Jones or a 72 hours in jail

Posted on 9/11/16 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49884 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 2:55 pm to
Jail without a question.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20445 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 3:49 pm to
Jail
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9395 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 9:27 pm to
Move over Otis
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 9:32 pm to
I'll take option C: suicide
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72011 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 9:34 pm to
I mean, 72 hours in jail really isn't shite

Make it like a month

Anyways, Leslie seems like a freak so I'll take that chocolate loving because I'm not a racist ole miss fan
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 10:04 pm to
I think she's got a certain big-woman sex appeal. I imagine she'd know what to do.

I'd take Jones over the jail time.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 10:39 pm to
Correct response, have an up vote

Bunch of Namby Pamby types in this thread. It is all the same in the dark and waking up with a woman who can get a golf ball thought a garden hose beats a rock hard dime who is boring and dull in bed. Do young kids even have the social skills to bang a different woman every night and sometimes a few more than 1? Are you just beating it to porn? What a waste of a good erection.

Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72011 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 11:20 pm to
She seems like the type to suck your balls while staring you in the eyes

Leslie FTW
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 11:27 pm to
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101749 posts
Posted on 9/11/16 at 11:29 pm to
"I SEE YOU, COCK"
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 12:30 am to
quote:

"I SEE YOU, COCK"


Visualize the mike as your johnson and go with it

Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 5:55 am to
quote:

So either way I'm fricking a dude?


BBBBBbbbbwwwwaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:56 am to
That first 24-48 hrs in a holding cell /classification is brutal...but no question I'd take that over a woman in bed that intentionally goes out of her way to be masculine. Nuh uh
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:16 am to
72 hours in jail ain't shite. I can do that standing on my head. I had to do a week once in drug court because I got pissed off at my probation officer and walked out her office and went home. shite ain't that bad. I mean I don't want to do it again but I would not hesitate to do it before I let that thing touch me
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 7:28 am to
Jail, easy. At least Bubba will get his rocks off after a few minutes of hell and then leave me alone until the next day. That's what, an hour total of undesirable butt secks? 1 hr < 8 hrs.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11154 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 9:31 am to
Jail, for sure. You would have to bump the jail time up to 30 days before I'd consider the alternative.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8858 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 9:56 am to
I figure as a non-gang affiliated white guy there is a reasonable chance I will have less pleasant sex in prison so I probably would go with Leslie. Plus, I bet she could teach me some crazy things.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:42 pm to
I'll bang Leslie, bet she is a good time in the sack.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154720 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:13 pm to
Um. You need to change the parameters. Jail is the only answer.
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