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re: Skynet goes live, you have a fallout shelter, you can only save 5 ranters

Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

If waking up everyday to good looking ladies is not something to keep living for, than nothing is.

"then"


No one wants a grammar Nazi in their fallout shelter.
Posted by PurpleandGeauld
Florence, TX
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 7:22 pm to
Not sure who I'd pick, but.... I'd tell cajunbama, joshua, and texag7 they had to fight to the death at Sonic for the last slot. Then I'd welch on the deal like Joshua after it was over.





This post for entertainment purposes only. Poster does not wish for anyone to die. Unless it is in a cartoon parallel universe where they always come back on the next episode like Kenny.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:38 pm to
TBirdSpur
SummerofGeorge
V&S
CarolinaGirl
BluegrassBelle
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:44 am to
I suppose I should have posted mine in the OP.


KSGamecock- Military background, and for the Lulz

Straws- Military background, multilingual, could be useful if we run into non-american survivors.

Tbird- Token black guy, and military background.

CarolinaGirl- Nursing background, and for sexy time.

Kentucker/Klarvin- Most scientific among us, will be needed for strategy.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 5:11 am to
For the record my military background is more large scale organizational administration at the operational level. I would be very good at managing a bunker of 3000 Soldiers, I would be absolutely terrible in a tactical end of the world scenario.


...and frick I forgot Kentucker on mine. He's my wildcard.
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 5:15 am
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 5:48 am to
Well, we need someone to manage the bunker, plus the Lulz.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:41 am to
quote:

Tbird- Token black guy, and military background.

CarolinaGirl- Nursing background, and for sexy time.


I see a critical flaw in your plan.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:58 am to
I hate everybody, so in lieu of ranters I'll save 5 dogs

2 German Shepards
1 Doberman
1 Rottweiler
1 Black Lab

As last human, I could get a solid 50 years of uninterrupted alone time, and get to have a whole pack of dogs to myself. Sounds like heaven, sign me up
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:31 am to
Pick Klarvin. He’s a GP now, I think. Just load me on your iPad and stick a solar charger out the shelter door.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:14 am to
I'm just sitting here waiting until someone has an uneven team and there's no one left to pick.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:20 am to
No offense Kentucker, but the last thing anyone would want to do is bring you in or near their bunker.

But nice try, Skynet.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:58 am to
I can't choose, I need a Licious Ark to bring 2 from each school and all the hog fans (ok, almost all).

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:05 am to
Spinoff thread incoming
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:52 am to
Maybe I’m already on your iPad.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:54 am to
I don’t own one. So there.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:25 pm to
But one owns you.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

I hate everybody, so in lieu of ranters I'll save 5 dogs

2 German Shepards
1 Doberman
1 Rottweiler
1 Black Lab



How did such a big Auburn fan wind up at Michigan State?

Michigan State Dog Lover
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 1:36 pm to
Not surprised a Tennessee fan's mind would go there
Posted by PurpleandGeauld
Florence, TX
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 1:36 pm to
Bowl's Dog Crew:



Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 1:41 pm to
YES that is perfect! No apocalypse zombies would ever frick with my crew
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