re: Relationship problems (part II)

I said not all of us are certifiable

Dude, you need to understand one simple thing in this. Don't be a bitch blowing up her phone.

That causes several things, it causes her to know how much she has you whipped at this moment in time and makes her not want to answer or contact you back.

It also gives ammo for the bitching that comes with her friends, look at this Johnny called me 43 times. (That conversation never ends well for you)

Stop calling her, and she will be getting back to you shortly to talk about it and work it out. Let her know the truth, you made it at a point where it didn't look like you guys were going to work, and haven't been back to it since.

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I dunno, just thought shite was over between us since the damn kitten was such a big deal.

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Shouldn't have been, she needs to quit playing games and fricking you up emotionally

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I even got her another one but she said it "wasn't the same".

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Over a cat, a kitten no less? animals are not something to go apeshit over and that proves how batshit crazy this broad is, much less a lack of skill with conversing with you and that isn't a good thing at all because you don't know what level she will go to over something stupid in the future.

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I know it's not a healthy relationship, but I do care about her.

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Ya think? But seriously what I would do is after she comes back and HOPEFULLY wants to talk (and don't beg her back or badger her let her have her space) tell her how you feel but then tell her that a relationship, which is what you ultimately want, will never ever work without trust and communication and tell her the truth about why and when the profile was created, if she still goes apeshit and wants to fight then absolutely let the shite go and cut all strings, let her be apeshit with some other dude because some women you'll never understand, some are man haters who live off chaos. You don't want one of those

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I would however like my router back.

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Best advice I can give you on this is go buy another, depending on how mad she was (and she's def physical enough if she's throwing shite at you) she likely trashed it or destroyed it

Other than that best of luck bro

Step 1 call the cops to get your router back.

Step 2 if she lives with, call the cops when she moves the frick out (she be a crazy one)

Step 3 don't be weak and stay away from her so you don't knock that crazy bitch up.

Most likely her reaction is an over reaction of her cheating on you. Grown folks talk shite out not steal a router and throw some random arse key.

It probably opens up a safety deposit box with her anniversary present to him.

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I know it's not a healthy relationship

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then you know what needs to happen.

I believe the OP is in some sort of Inception type scenario and the key is really to his dad's secret chest in some top secret hideout with all his pinwheels and crayon drawings he made as a kid.

Oh shite. That means that I'm in this inception. God dammit.

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I would however like my router back.

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Buy a new router and move on.

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frick that! Call the cops on her crazy arse

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Unplugged my router and drove off with it.

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She went all Cam Newton on your arse...