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re: Relationship problems (part II)
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:19 pm to olddawg26
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:19 pm to olddawg26
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She tried to tell me one time that she had a miscarriage. And then one time she had an abortion. Something traumatic happens to her everyday. Her car breaks down, or she gets "mugged" while texting with me but the guy didn't even take her phone (yeah right). Then she told me a snake tried to bite her one morning cause I wasn't responding immediately with her. She's a drama queen but she has huuuuuge boobs. And she's gorgeous. And it almost makes it worth it.
Well, this pretty much says it all. If you truly believe looks, sex, & big tits is worth this kind of crazy, carry on. There's no point in trying to talk rationally or logically to you. You're probly about as nuts as she is. Just please keep us posted on all the insane antics that are sure to follow, if you're physically able, that is. Crazy is always quite entertaining. Good luck.
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:24 pm to olddawg26
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She tried to tell me one time that she had a miscarriage. And then one time she had an abortion. Something traumatic happens to her everyday.
3 letters...
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:25 pm to Arkla Missy
Oh, Hai 
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:25 pm to semotruman
I've just come to the conclusion that after everything he's said that everyone has their person in this world. And it's all about whose baggage matches yours.
Yes their baggage is probably enough to sink a smaller ocean liner. But you know, when it's meant to be it's just meant to be.
Well, until she cuts his dick off.
Yes their baggage is probably enough to sink a smaller ocean liner. But you know, when it's meant to be it's just meant to be.
Well, until she cuts his dick off.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:30 pm to TigerBait2008
Hey there!!! :jump1: :jump2:
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:30 pm to Mr.Sinister
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Bottom line Crazy folks don't know that they are crazy.. So IMHO either their both crazy.. or she's crazy and he's dumb. Him acting like a sad puppy chasing her could go either stalkerish or not wanting to let go of his first real piece, jury is still out on this
Bingo. This could get even better.
Right now, I'm hoping they stay together and continue to entertain us.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:34 pm to BluegrassBelle
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But you know, when it's meant to be it's just meant to be.
Well, until she cuts his dick off.
The only thing I'd disagree with you on is the breeding aspect. Not sure that would be the best decision under the circumstances... But after some of the things I've seen, I think people should have to have a license.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:34 pm to olddawg26
Stop being a loser. There are women everywhere.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:40 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Well, until she cuts his dick off
OUCH.
I hope her name is cooler than Lorena Bobbitt
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:50 pm to olddawg26
God I love this man
Posted on 6/17/13 at 12:52 pm to AUnite
That's what my neighbors cat was named.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:02 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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That's what my neighbors cat was named.
I'm slightly curious, but I probably don't want to know
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:07 pm to AUnite
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I'm slightly curious, but I probably don't want to know
No. No, you probably don't. As I'm watching this thread, I'm hoping you're not going to be the girl who hears the scary noise in the basement and goes to investigate. Just be the girl who locks that door from the outside and walks away. It's safer that way.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:18 pm to semotruman
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The only thing I'd disagree with you on is the breeding aspect. Not sure that would be the best decision under the circumstances... But after some of the things I've seen, I think people should have to have a license.
She'd probably just have another "miscarriage" or "abortion"
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:19 pm to olddawg26
I'm not reading the entire thread, but I did read up to the miscarriage/abortion part. Part ways with her. I've been there, done that with a slightly less crazy woman. It took me 3 years to finally rid her. She was a beautiful nightmare, so not worth it.
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:21 pm to AUnite
There isn't anything to know. These people down the street had a cat with that name. I never asked them why it had that name, i was probably too scared.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 1:25 pm to semotruman
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I'm hoping you're not going to be the girl who hears the scary noise in the basement and goes to investigate. Just be the girl who locks that door from the outside and walks away. It's safer that way
Yeah...I'm the girl that grabs her 38 and goes to investigate the scary noise in the basement
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 6/17/13 at 2:17 pm to AUnite
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Yeah...I'm the girl that grabs her 38 and goes to investigate the scary noise in the basement
Just one more reason I think you're so cool!
Posted on 6/17/13 at 3:44 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
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She was a beautiful nightmare, so not worth it.
Perfect metaphor.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:04 pm to Arkla Missy
Received a text just now. She said she should have talked with me first before behaving that way and my router was in the mailbox. She then said she was so crazy because she took a plan b pill and it makes her hormones go nuts or something. Any truth to that?
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