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re: Relationship problems (part II)
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:04 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:04 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Man she's just the worst. Now she told her mom about that dumb cat. I hate cats more than anything right now. She's turning her psycho mom against me.
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:05 am to parkjas2001
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She went all Cam Newton on your arse...
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:05 am to olddawg26
You are only thinking of this because of the lack of a router. Go get one, take care of what you need to real quick and you won't be worrying about her for a few hours.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:09 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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Have a baby.
Best advice in this thread. This fixes everything.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:13 am to randystewart
She tried to tell me one time that she had a miscarriage. And then one time she had an abortion. Something traumatic happens to her everyday. Her car breaks down, or she gets "mugged" while texting with me but the guy didn't even take her phone (yeah right). Then she told me a snake tried to bite her one morning cause I wasn't responding immediately with her. She's a drama queen but she has huuuuuge boobs. And she's gorgeous. And it almost makes it worth it.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:18 am to olddawg26
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She's a drama queen but she has huuuuuge boobs.
I bolded the most important part of this sentence. Drama = problems. Always has, always will. You need to do two things:
1. Call the cops on her crazy arse for stealing your router, and
2. Change the locks
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And it almost makes it worth it
Want to know how I know you're dumb?
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:21 am to Duke
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If you know you're dating crazy, you can't be that upset when she does something crazy.
Quoted for truth
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She tried to tell me one time that she had a miscarriage. And then one time she had an abortion. Something traumatic happens to her everyday. Her car breaks down, or she gets "mugged" while texting with me but the guy didn't even take her phone (yeah right). Then she told me a snake tried to bite her one morning cause I wasn't responding immediately with her. She's a drama queen but she has huuuuuge boobs. And she's gorgeous. And it almost makes it worth it.
You aren't describing drama queen, you're describing batshait crazy, as in probably legitimately mentally ill.
Buy a new router and be glad you got out before she went all Steve McNair on your arse.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:21 am to AUnite
I never denied being dumb about her. But it doesn't really matter what she does, she means everything to me and it provides quality entertainment for my friends and people on here. I'm sure she will bring my router back soon.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:23 am to olddawg26
Don't break up with her.
Get her back.
Keep posting stories.
???
Profit.
Get her back.
Keep posting stories.
???
Profit.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:24 am to olddawg26
I think you should post a pic of said boobs so we can decide as a group whether or not they are worth the trouble you are put through.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:24 am to olddawg26
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She tried to tell me one time that she had a miscarriage.
As if her other behavior wasn't an indicator already, she's fricking batshit
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And then one time she had an abortion
Total fricking Batshit
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Something traumatic happens to her everyday. Her car breaks down, or she gets "mugged" while texting with me but the guy didn't even take her phone (yeah right).
My God son, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
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Then she told me a snake tried to bite her one morning cause I wasn't responding immediately with her.
Why are you with her again?
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but she has huuuuuge boobs.
Oh
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And she's gorgeous.
Ok
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And it almost makes it worth it.
I feel like I should punch you
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:27 am to olddawg26
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I never denied being dumb about her. But it doesn't really matter what she does, she means everything to me and it provides quality entertainment for my friends and people on here. I'm sure she will bring my router back soon.
When she goes all fatal attraction on your arse, I'm not going to feel sorry for you.
As for quality entertainment, you ever heard of Facebook, bars, Walmart, or reality tv? All of the above will provide you, your friends, and possibly us entertainment. But in the grand scheme of things, it's not your job to entertain us.
As for your router, I'm sorry dude, but she straight up stole from you. Not to mention that's she probably lied to you about having a miscarriage and an abortion. Looks will only get you so far in life, but you throw in a heavy dose of batshit crazy, and looks do nothing for you.
It's chicks like that, that give all of us good ones a bad name. frickers.
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 11:29 am
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:32 am to olddawg26
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I never denied being dumb about her. But it doesn't really matter what she does, she means everything to me
That's pretty gay of you
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:33 am to AUnite
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Looks will only get you so far in life, but you throw in a heavy dose of batshit crazy, and looks do nothing for you.
It's enough to keep a boyfriend around for over a year. So...they got her somewhere.
This guy needs to cut bait, or admit he enjoys being in crazy town.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:35 am to Vols&Shaft83
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That's pretty gay of you
I wouldn't say that.
I would say that's pretty stupid, dumb, asinine, etc. of him.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:35 am to olddawg26
Find a less crazy bitch
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:35 am to Vols&Shaft83
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That's pretty gay of you
At least being stupid and in love makes his decision making a bit more understandable. Though I would advise he stop making so many poor choices.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:38 am to Duke
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It's enough to keep a boyfriend around for over a year. So...they got her somewhere.
IMO, that speaks more of him than her crazy arse. Most guys would be hauling arse away from this chick.
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This guy needs to cut bait, or admit he enjoys being in crazy town.
Yup. I agree.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:38 am to olddawg26
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she has huuuuuge boobs.
Now I see
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And she's gorgeous
OT 3
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And it almost makes it worth it.
Beauty doesn't last forever brostein
Posted on 6/17/13 at 11:38 am to Duke
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At least being stupid and in love makes his decision making a bit more understandable.
In love and stupid I understand, but if this guy thinks he's "in love" he's just as crazy as she is.
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