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Pizza Hut has lost its damn mind
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:41 pm
I called to order a pizza today for friends helping me move and it took 15 minutes.
What drizzle would you like?
Umm cheese?
What sauce would you like? buffalo? Siracha? Parmasean? Crushed tomato?
Ummm... Pizza sauce
What crust dressing would you like?
WTF.
What drizzle would you like?
Umm cheese?
What sauce would you like? buffalo? Siracha? Parmasean? Crushed tomato?
Ummm... Pizza sauce
What crust dressing would you like?
WTF.
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Pizza Hut crusts now come in such unconventional flavors as honey sriracha, salted pretzel, and something called Ginger Boom Boom, a mix of ginger, garlic, black pepper, and paprika. The pizza sauce can be honey sriracha or buffalo—or a hypnotic swirl of these and other sauces can be drizzled over the top.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 10:33 pm
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:42 pm to 3nOut
That pizza has too many gadgets. In NYC they would kick your arse for asking for buffalo sauce instead of pizza sauce.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:44 pm to 3nOut
I ordered some Pizza Hut online, it was awesome with the new stuff.
It's kind of worth it to go through the extra steps, and I consider myself a bit of a pizza snob. It's actually good. Probably best chain pizza available now.
It's kind of worth it to go through the extra steps, and I consider myself a bit of a pizza snob. It's actually good. Probably best chain pizza available now.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:45 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Apparently a New Yorker CEO is bringing these changes.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:53 pm to 3nOut
For online ordering, that sounds awesome. Doing it on the phone does not.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:19 pm to Mizzeaux
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I ordered some Pizza Hut
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I consider myself a bit of a pizza snob.
dafuq?
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:22 pm to diddydirtyAubie
It was late, I didn't want to drive or cook, and I needed something to make a turd.
It did the job, and tasted good.
It did the job, and tasted good.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:37 pm to Mizzeaux
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It's kind of worth it to go through the extra steps, and I consider myself a bit of a pizza snob. It's actually good. Probably best chain pizza available now.
Yep. I use their app and can order my pizza in less than a minute and not have to talk to anyone til I pick it up to pay. It's great for people like me that don't like other people.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:37 pm to 3nOut
Pizza Hut 
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:38 pm to 3nOut
Pizza Hut is gross.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:39 pm to KSGamecock
Nope, it's delicious.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Marcos, Dominos, Papa Johns...all of these are better than the hut.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:46 pm to 3nOut
You've lost your damn mind. Having more options for pizza is never a bad thing. Am I gonna use these changes? No, but someone out there likes it and it doesn't affect you. Pizza is love. Pizza is life.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:47 pm to KSGamecock
Incorrect
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:47 pm to The_Joker
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Pizza is love. Pizza is life.
PREACH.
All hail Pizza
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:48 pm to KSGamecock
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Marcos, Dominos, Papa Johns
I'll give you Marco's and Papas, but HELL NO on dominos. Their shite is half grease, 40% garlic powder and 10% things that matter.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:50 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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In NYC they would kick your arse for asking for buffalo sauce instead of pizza sauce.
Eh Sonny how's the gravy in this joint?
"You should try the buffalo, Tommy"
"Buffalo? Get the frick outta here"*
*above quotes said in brooklyn italian accent
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:50 pm to KSGamecock
I submit that the hut is best fresh out of the oven. None better.
15 minutes later it's a rung above Little Ceasars.
15 minutes later it's a rung above Little Ceasars.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:51 pm to 3nOut
Nah Pizza Hut's one of the few chains I'll eat cold. Straight up.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:52 pm to 3nOut
Online ordering, dude. No one calls to order pizza today.
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