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Outlet shopping is a test of a marriage's survivability

Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:51 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:51 pm
Prove me wrong.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:55 pm to
whats wrong with them?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 12:58 pm to
Save big money at outlets. Trips are annoying though.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 1:15 pm to
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whats wrong with them?


Women have to go in every store, and touch every thing in the store.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 2:40 pm to
My wife doesn't ask me to go do stuff like that. This was pretty well understood before we got married.

And I don't ask her to go hunting.
This post was edited on 11/28/18 at 2:42 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 2:52 pm to
You should try it.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 2:58 pm to
That's all you, bud.

Is there a bar in the outlet mall? That might make a world of difference.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
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84254 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 3:19 pm to
I've been to a few that sell alcohol.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 3:36 pm to
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Women have to go in every store, and touch every thing in the store.

So counter that by doing the same?

I enjoy shopping.

Def a test because we spend too much at those things.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:00 pm to
not when you say, "you go that way, and I'll go this way."
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
68428 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:06 am to
If outlet mall shopping is what's killing you, you're in trouble. Outlet mall shopping is literally the least painful form of shopping with a spouse. It's got nothing on Hobby Lobby browsing, trips to Loews to look at paint samples, marathon voyages to Wal-Mart, shopping for dress clothes for a specific occasion, literally anything involving the wedding itself (especially registering for gifts). Finally, why are you shopping together anyways? Do you both need stuff or does just one of you need something? Do you need each other's opinions/approval to make purchases? You can't split up to do your individual stuff and then plan on meeting back at a certain store at a later time? Outlet shopping is supposed to be the easy part, what's wrong with you?
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 9:08 am
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 11/29/18 at 9:35 am to
Indubitably
Posted by Buddy2012
Georgia
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Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:53 am to
Amazon kicks arse. No crowds and on your door step in two days
Posted by Buddy2012
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:54 am to
Outlet Malls need a sports bar in the middle of them. Preferably one with scantily clad waitresses
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Amazon kicks arse. No crowds and on your door step in two days

No joke I ordered something at 8am and was at my door by 6pm that day.

Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Outlet Malls need a sports bar in the middle of them. Preferably one with scantily clad waitresses

AGREED!

And a car garage too so we can just lift the hood with fellow guys and just stare at the engine sip some Budweiser and say "yep"
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 11/30/18 at 4:58 pm to
Outlet shopping is putting a strain on your marriage?

I would have thought it would have been the countless black penises that have entered your wife while you take her dad to Tennessee games.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130234 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 5:37 pm to
You are a truly terrible human being. Such a sad person. You way overcompensate for your lack of maturity.
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 5:52 pm
Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
Member since Oct 2018
4231 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 5:54 pm to
18 years of marriage and I have never, ever shopped with my wife.

It may have cost me more money but it damn sure was worth it
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58828 posts
Posted on 12/4/18 at 6:09 pm to
Did you go to the one on the way to Loserville?
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