On a scale of 1-10, how worried are you bout da Corona?

Worried as in what?

That some of my business or personal events will be canceled? 5.

That I or loved ones will catch it? 1.

That I or loved ones will die from it? 0.

Don’t worry about things I can’t control.

I was a zero yesterday. I'm a two today.

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Usually ships within 2 to 3 weeks.

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I’ll probably be dead by then. How am I supposed to defend my dojo from coronavirus zombies until then?

Stephan Seagull is my spirit animal. Don’t you mock him!

I'd never dream of it. I stand in solidarity with him on the Last Samurai. Have never bought it

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Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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Those lawn keeper slaves will help you go far

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Worried as in what?

That some of my business or personal events will be canceled? 5.

That I or loved ones will catch it? 1.

That I or loved ones will die from it? 0.

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I'm probably at 6, 2, and 3 in my responses. My mother has some breathing difficulty so it is a concern.

I'm not laying awake at night, tossing and turning, over the beer virus. But I'm going to treat it like a potential threat. To borrow a line Pulp Fiction... "I'm on the motherfricker."

-10

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That I or loved ones will catch it? 1.

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How many loved ones are we talking about?

Do you have a compound or something?
I’m fully expecting that myself or someone in my family will catch it. Hopefully it manifests mildly.