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Posted on 8/19/15 at 2:23 pm to JacketFan77
Cats are the devil's demon babies.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 2:45 pm to Volatile
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Shut the frick up, catfan.
A cat owner and a Vol. Beta bitch.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 2:48 pm to Kentucker
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Yes, both my cats and dogs have brought in presents, both alive and dead. Rabbits, squirrels, snakes, birds, fish. You name it.
I had a tomcat that was especially good at catching fish from my neighbor's small pond. I feared for the cat's safety but the neighbor never caught on that it was Bucky doing the raids. Thankfully they weren't expensive fish.
That's adorable.
To add to the thread: Cats, especially larger ones, will bring you stuff all the time, especially if you have multiple cats.
They work together like raptors.
But I've had squirrels, tons of birds, moles, mice, large moths that look like birds, snakes, almost everything you can think of.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 2:48 pm to CatFan81
I know if a person was exposed to more or less androgen in the womb and is thus a "real man" or fairy based on what kind of carnivorous mammal they own
Makes perfect sense
Makes perfect sense
Posted on 8/19/15 at 3:07 pm to JacketFan77
My wife has a cat. He has become an inside outside cat in the last year. He hasn't brought anything to the house, but I did see him eat a lizard one day. That was pretty cool.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 3:13 pm to Mullet Flap
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I know if a person was exposed to more or less androgen in the womb and is thus a "real man" or fairy based on what kind of carnivorous mammal they own
Exactly!
Posted on 8/19/15 at 3:28 pm to JacketFan77
Never trust a man who owns cats
Posted on 8/19/15 at 4:14 pm to JacketFan77
You must check them for cat scratch fever, we know four people with the disease, one has died, one will die in the next year.
I hate fricking cats, but you will probably be in denial like all fricking cat owners.
And...do not say they are inside because all cats have it in n some form or another.
I hate fricking cats, but you will probably be in denial like all fricking cat owners.
And...do not say they are inside because all cats have it in n some form or another.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 4:17 pm to namvet6566
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You must check them for cat scratch fever, we know four people with the disease, one has died, one will die in the next year.
I hate fricking cats, but you will probably be in denial like all fricking cat owners.
And...do not say they are inside because all cats have it in n some form or another.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat. - Robert A. Heinlein
Posted on 8/19/15 at 4:55 pm to namvet6566
Well I don't own one, but cats are cool as shite. And they just don't give a shite.
Dogs will stay by your body up to six months after you die. Cats will immediately start choking down
Dogs will stay by your body up to six months after you die. Cats will immediately start choking down
Posted on 8/19/15 at 5:30 pm to JacketFan77
I have 3 black labs who roam freely..they once killed a 100 lb whitetail doe and drug it back to my yard. I was proud of them
Posted on 8/19/15 at 5:34 pm to JacketFan77
My cat said "nice work!"
Posted on 8/19/15 at 8:17 pm to deltaland
I had a lab in college that would bring back squirrels, chipmunks, birds, moles...anything. She would lay them out for me to see and when I would acknowledge them and tell her she was a good girl, she would go eat/bury them.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 8:36 pm to JacketFan77
Poor bunny.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 8:37 pm to JacketFan77
I have two beagles, both over 10 years old.
The things they've done over the years would make me gag typing it out.
Finding a half a rabbit is pretty badass... for a cat.
The things they've done over the years would make me gag typing it out.
Finding a half a rabbit is pretty badass... for a cat.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 8:51 pm to JacketFan77
Cats are so evil 
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:25 pm to JacketFan77
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No, only betas give two shits what people think about their having house cats.
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